3 MONTHS AFTER DEMOCRATICALLY WINNING THE RDRAMA.NET JANITORIAL ELECTION. I HAVE BEEN FINALLY MADE THE NEW JANNY OF RDRAMA.NET, HERE IS A RECAP OF MY CAMPAIGN PROMISES :marseyjanny:

I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE AUTISM OF THE 2000S-2010S INTERNET

WITH OVER 2 DECADES OF EXPERIENCE ON LE INTERWEBZ, ITS SUBCULTURES, ITS LOLCOWS, AND ITS AUTISM

I AM THE ONE WHO HAS ABANDONED ALL FORUMS EXCEPT FOR RDRAMA.NET, BECAUSE RDRAMA.NET IS NOW MY FINAL HOME ON THIS SHITHOLE CALLED THE INTERNET

I BECAME HOMELESS BY THE CORPORATE ENSHITTIFICATION OF THE INTERNET, AND I CHOSE TO MAKE RDRAMA.NET MY FINAL HOME

I AM THE ONE WHO IS A COOMER, AN ANTI-COOMER, A CHRISTIAN, A MUSLIM, AN ARYAN, A BIPOC, A MUTT, A BRAZILIAN, A LATINX, AN EUROPEAN, AN AMERIMUTT, AN R-SLUR, A GENIUS, A CUTE TWINK, A STRAGGOT, A DRAMACEL, A REDDITOR, A SOYTEEN, A RANCHER, A CHUD, AN ANTI-CHUD, I AM AN R-SLURED BIPOCCUTE TWINK ALL AROUND.

I AM YOU, DRAMANAUT, I AM YOU!, I AM THE SPIRIT OF RDRAMA.NET!, BY THE WORDS OF MASTERLAWLZ (PBUH), SNALLYGASTER (PBUH), AND ANNARCHIST (PBUH)

VOTE FOR BWC 2024! VOTE FOR THE MOST R-SLURRED BIPOC CUTE TWINK ON THIS WEBSITE!

MY CAMPAIGN PROMISES, AS AN RDRAMA.NET JANNY, I SHALL:

1. NOT GET INVOLVED IN CORDBIPOC SHIT, PERIOD :marseygroomer2genocide: :marseydiscordgenocide:

2. NOT FALL FOR FOID SIMPERY (UNLESS IF THEY ARE BWC-ONLY ASIAN RICEBUNNIES BUILT FOR THE WHITEST NORDIC ARYAN BWC FROM HYPERBOREA, OR BLACK-ONLY SLUTTY SNOWBUNNIES BUILT FOR THE MOST VANTABLACK BIPOCCOAL SUB-SAHARAN AFRICAN BIPOC BBC) :marseychonkerfoidgenocide: :marseyfoidretardgenocide: :marseywomanmomentgenocide:

3. NOT GIVE PRIVILEGES TO FOIDS SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY TRY TO SEDUCE ME, NOR PROMOTE NEPOTISM AMONG THE RDRAMA COMMUNITY (UNLESS IF THEY ARE BRAZILIAN) :marseybrasileiro: :marseychonkerfoidgenocide:

4. NOT BE THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING RDRAMA.NET, I HAVE NEVER BEEN A POWER-TRIPPING A REDDIT/FORUM/GROOMCORD/VIDYA SERVER JANNY BEFORE, I SHALL NOT BAN PEOPLE SIMPLY BECAUSE I DISLIKE THEM (UNLESS THEY POST ILLEGAL SHIT OR FEDPOST) :marseypedogenocide:

5. PROMOTE SPERGOUTS AND LOLCOW INTERACTIONS, ENCOURAGE MASTERLAWLZ AND TRAPPYSARUH TO RETURN TO RDRAMA.NET :marseysoutherner: :marseylolcow:

6. PROMOTE AND PIN EFFORTPOSTS, INSIGHTFUL POSTS ABOUT COOL BUTT INTERNET TRIVIA, OBSCURE NICHE AUTISM RELATED TO THE INTERNET, AND UPHOLD THE ORIGINAL SPIRIT OF /r/DRAMA AS ONE OF THE 2018 PIZZASHILL-ERA OGS MYSELF :autism: :marseykino:

7. PERSUADE GIGAJANNIES TO END THE "HOLE GETS DELETED A WEEK AFTER BEING UNUSED" GIMMICK, PRESERVING ALL HOLES FOREVER, AND ALSO MAKE BBCPOSTING AND BWCPOSTING MANDATORY WHENEVER RICEBUNNIES OR SNOWBUNNIES ARE MENTIONED :chadnordic: :chadblack:

8. PREVENT THE POLITICUCKIZATION OF RDRAMA.NET, NO TOLERANCE FOR EITHER LEF :marseytrain2: OR RIGH, OR CEN AGENDAPOSTING, RDRAMA.NET SHALL NOT BECOME ANOTHER VOAT WIGNAT/NAZI OR BLUESKY/CHAPOCHAT TANKIE COMMIE ECHO CHAMBER :transtantrumgenocide: :npctantrumgenocide: :chudturbospergout1genocide: