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Rings of Power Episode 7 Review: Orc Women

Just want to let you guys know what r-slurred woke shit they put in this episode.

The episode starts off with some orc men arguing with some orc women, which seemed out of place until later. Most of it is this orc siege of the city Celibrimbir is in while Sauron fricks with his mind tricking him to make the rings while the city is getting attacked. Pretty standard siege stuff, battle scenes. People die and roar to each other and some Jackson wannabe half epic speeches.

At the end, the orcs manage to kill the elf defenders and break through the walls. While the whole time elf-orc-father guy has been pissing off the family-man-orc more and more by sacrificing orcs during the siege. They all enter the square and Elf-Sauron is there alone and basically gives this speech about their baser instincts, but weirdly starts dissing the orc wives and family stuff kind of asking if they really like where their race is going - are they going to be farmers, and making these subtle bits asking what the orc women actually do and that they want to have it both ways and fight (these are real small parts of his speech, but they're there.) Sauron convinces the orcs to kill the elf-father-orc guy and join him, but there is this clear message of "women orcs and your families suck, this will make your life worse, come conquer with me". He specifically says "I see now it is time that you must go your own way!" (This is part of a manipulative speech, meaning Sauron and the orcs are partners or some shit.) At the very end of the episode Sauron makes a passing comment to family-man-orc staring at the orc wife menacingly, saying, "there are other ways to grow our strength" and then looks at the bubbling mud from the river. Then there are some shots of orc men looking really suspiciously at orc women. I think the clear implication is that they're going to kill all the orc women and start making orcs in mud like they did in the Peter Jackson movies. I don't know what happened to the plot about the rings or the siege at the end there either.

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