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Why is eating a cow better than fricking it? I honestly don't understand bloodmouth logic.

Frick a cow:

  1. It forgets it 10 minutes later, tops.

  2. It might even enjoy it.

  3. No harm is done unless you're like, super rough I guess? A bull peepee is 25 inches long, your sad little human peepee isn't going to disturb a heifer.

  4. In a vacuum, once the s*x is done, the cow can go on and live a full and complete life with the r*pe having 0 impact on it.

Kill a cow:

  1. It's dead.

  2. It's dead.

  3. It's dead.

  4. It's fricking dead

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Actual answer: Fricking a cow isn’t wrong because of any harm it does to the cow. It’s wrong because it’s gross and makes you a cow-fricker.

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