"hello 911 what is your emergency" 
"I have to call 911 i think"
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I think you handled it pretty well tbh
(OP): Thanks Autumn I thought so too
The amount of calmness over you all is insane! This is an actual emergency 🔥
Actually they aren't calm theyre oblivious
Why women shouldn't run a country three can't even spray a fire extinguisher into a box
Seriously this is the scary. These are "adults" that are supposed to be our future
Actually they aren't adults, they're women. And they should be living at home with their parents until they're married 
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They handled it better than most women. They usually just stand there screeching like a banshee until a man arrives to take action.
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Like hens, when no man is around the biggest one pseudomasculinizes
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Aren't ovens air tight? I think just leaving the door closed would smother it eventually
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That looks like a gas oven and those certainly aren't airtight lol
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I don't get it. Turn the gas off. Even if it's not fully air tight it's enclosed enough to starve any fire instantly.
If the fire doesn't go out, you have a pretty high volume gas leak and you should probably leave the house and hope some professionals can get there before you lose it.
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Dude, it's deliberately not enclosed enough to starve the usual gas fire burning in there.
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Like I said l, when the oven is off there's no gas inflow and any fire on the food itself will not have enough oxygen to burn for more than a few seconds
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Good job you passed the test! No oxygen = no fire
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Are you fricking r-slurred
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They are not airtight
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Nothing annoys me more than when I hear 911 call recordings and the caller starts with dumb shit like "My cousin has a pet cavoodle and he came to visit and he's never really been a fan of Dharma and Greg but he was saying that my job isn't prestigious enough but forgot to tell me that a tornado warning is in effect —"
And the 911 operator just wants their fricking address and name. Like it makes unironically IRL seethe, it's the most irritating thing in the world to me when people have ZERO clue how to constructively express themselves. Anyone whoever does this deserves die as a result of their emergency
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This is how my wife answers any question.
Are all women like this? Is there a woman out there where if you ask them what time something is they respond with the time and not a story which she'll eventually weave the time into?
I'm neurodivergent to the the point that I've asked her to stop doing this but it's like asking the the sun to stop rising.
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Moids have no inner life, no theory of mind, they don't care about any of the emotional context in which events occur. It's a wonder you can pass the mirror test.
The moid mind at work:
Your life is a Skinner box, scrotes
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The date and time exists within the emotional context of all that came before
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This, but unironically. I am a thinking, feeling sentient human. Look at your phone if you just want
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There used to be inner life until women eroded it like waves on a beach.
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Why not just turn off the oven and keep it closed?
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But what would you post on til tok later?
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If it continues to burn the flames could come through the exhaust as you see happening with the smoke.
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Good morning from Kazakhstan
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Oh no the oven is on fire better open it and let the fire out while I destroy it with this ammonium phosphate powder
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wouldnt just turning the oven off and waiting cause the fire to burn out on its own safely and contained in the oven?
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No you should throw flour and/or oil in there to smother it as well
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Or you could go with the old David Bowie method
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Snapshots:
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