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My wife made me feel like a pervert for flirting with her and wrecked me : Marriage - Male feminist crying because wifey won't frick him. "I moved my family from a conservative state to a progressive one in part to protect my wife's and daughter's human rights. I have marched in rallies, donated my money, donated my time, voted in every single election"
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Here's what you do, kid:
Ask your girl to take a shower with you. Make sure you're in a place with plenty of hot water, because you're gonna be in there for a while.
When you get in, kiss and just fool around for a while, wash her all over, etc. All the while, be telling her how beautiful she is, how hot she makes you, how you can't wait to be inside her, etc. She'll be like putty in your hands.
Start to kiss your way down her neck and body. When you get to her navel, just above her mound, make a U-turn and kiss back up to her neck. When you get close to her ear, tell her softly that you want to shave her. If she says no, drop it. You did your best. She probably won't say no, because she's gonna be super turned on. But if she does, no means no. (If she says no, at this point, hair or not, her kitty is clean. Eat her out like a champ and punt on this one until another time).
Anyway, assuming you get the green light, on you go. Be sure you have some top-notch shave cream/gel/whatever. Consult the interwebs and/or trusted female advisers to determine what to use. Then, use it. Carefully. Seriously be careful. While you're shaving her, continue telling her how hot this makes you, how you can't wait to taste her, etc.
When you're done shaving her, give her the best head she's ever gotten, then frick her like she's the last woman on earth.
I'll bet you a dollar she starts shaving after that.
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I've known more coherent downies.
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this neighba been reading penthouse letters
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