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kittenathedisco is a 40 year old waitress into astrology 
okay this is epic
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Fund hezbolah and hamas
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Funny, I will be purchasing Israel and letting them do whatever they want
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i will buy all the banks and outjew the jew
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I will be creating a hedge fund with my unlimited money and hiring exclusively Jewish people to utterly dominate
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they already do that.
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!jidf occupy this lamo dweeb
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Hamas is an Israeli false flag operation that gives Israel pretext for occupying Gaza
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Mossad get in here
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Reverse speed cameras, if you're driving too slow it shoves you off the highway like those bouncers in Gripshift
Frick that was a fun game
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Black women in shambles
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Black people in general are weird. They're always either doing 20 under or 20 over.
They don't care how fast they get there, only how much they can disrupt the flow of traffic
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Depends. Younger black foids in hyundai elantras or nissan altimas drive like they got 5 stars in gta
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Buy reddit and shadowban mods' actions. They are kept being busy, while everybody else can have a discussion.
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Build an ICBM and dare anyone to come and take it
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What did he mean by this?
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How do you plan to limit abuse from bad actors? Generosity is great but sometimes it makes things worse to make others dependent on you.
Trans Lives Matter π³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈββ§οΈ
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Sounds like my kinda guy
!goyslopenjoyers
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That would be an incredibly fun road trip.
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I would pay a woman to pretend to love me
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So getting married then?
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I would kill to be in a loveless marriage where the woman is only still with me because of money
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hey
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heyyyy
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I'm gonna vore you :3
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you people need jesus
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I will vore him too
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I will vore you
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I want to shit on how r-slurred this stuff is, but I'd probably just spend it on hookers and drugs and keeping myself alive longer with excessive hooker and drug use.
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same
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I'd buy my own fricking state and NO ONE GETS IN!
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Kylie "The Croosser" Rittenhouse boutta get hired for one last job like Snake Plissken.
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can we join?
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we comin over
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I'll have infinite money, I'll build a wall!
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I would bribe all laptop manufactures to use only free software
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the ultimate luddite strategy
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If money were no object I'd personally finance the installation of high quality electric bidet in millions of bathrooms across America.
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electric bides are lame. hydraulic is where its at
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A few of these are pretty amusing actually
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Hiring from the reddit moderator pool I see
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Pay people $1k to get sterilized. Certain demographics would cease to exist eventually.
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i'd buy infowars and make it redirect here
May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem.
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he's selling it so there's a chance
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buy all social media and implement a captcha that only uses no-no words
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I would pay to have all Redditors executed.
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I would jerk off into the sun.
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this one's kinda
tho. imagine 90 year olds reacting to hannity's vtuber furry replacement
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Impregnate all remotely cute women that I specifically like. Kids are great
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bro what
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Impregnate all adults who want free money and cute babies desu
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HOMEY JUST BC U SAY DESU DOESNT MAKE IT OKAY!!!
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Don't forget all the free child labour from your spawn.
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I'd fund the day of the rake.
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I would buy all the major social media sites and delete everything
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Run a monthly tournament where randomly selected applicants compete in gladiatorial combat and the winner has all their student loans repaid.
The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
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Just the same stuff I do now probably, but a lot richer
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I thought they'd say they'd get a heroin iv drip and an automasturbator honestly
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