How do you do, partner with eggs?

I enjoy this every time it gets posted

!commenters

Honestly if a homie got my back like this and made me some sick eggs -- presuming my butt seemed alright -- we'd be best bros for life

In other words I fricking love eggs

Step A- find a non- chain cafe/coffe shoppe near the class. Come in reguraly and build relationships with the workers/owners continue this theoughout the following steps.

Step 1- Sit next to her during class, as you are walking out make a witty comment to her about the something that happened during the class. Remeber to smile. First impressions are everything.

Step 2- next class introduce yourself before hand. After introductions comment on her apparel or something, talk about the class, see where that goes. Sit next to her again.

Step 3- repeat step 1.

Step 4- reapet step 2.

Step 5- after class talk to her on her way out and mention the cafe from step A and how you always go. Say good bye etc...

Step 6- return to class and continue with the small talk. Get to know her likes and dislikes, her fave music etc..

Step 7- repeat step 1

Step 8- go to cafe again and order regular. Tell staff about the girl you met and that you are thinking of taking her there. Tell them her fav songs/band so they can play it while you are there with her.

Step 9- repart steps 2 and then 1 but this time ask her out to the cafe.

Step 10- have a great date using things you know about her favs and dislikes to make it special for her.

Step 11- success.

Exchange her for one who does.

not an argument

What if that doesn't narrow it down?

Me too. I want to apply to wagie jobs as "person who bleeds" as my gender.

Frontholes is still king

ovary is transphobic now FYI