There's a red bat in my room!! If I let it bite me am I going to become a wampire, contract rabies or become the new covid patient zero?

I'm not superstitious but a big bat in my room just on the eve of Halloween as I'm watching the latest episode of What we do in the shadows is highly sus.

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You in three months: :marseyseizure:

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Bats usually know how to avoid human settlements and not get trapped. When they get rabies they lose this sense.

Check for small bites and scratches; it could have already bitten and infected you!

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Grill :marseyhankhill2:

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I know bat soup is a thing but I just googled it to see what it looks like. I thought they would remove the flesh for use but they got the whole thing in broth :marseydizzy:

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The indigenous tribes of Palawan still eat bat. Should I try it when we're there in December? :marseythinkorino:

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Do as the Romans do :marseyagree:

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I'm not topping a ladyboy stop suggesting it!! :marseyeyeroll2:

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Strag:marseysmug:

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Yeah if u look up meme bat soup. Real bat soup u blanch the bats in hot water :marseyflood: to remove :marseyklennyreveal: the skin and hair first :marseywinner:

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!vampires genocide alert :redlight:

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:#marseyjewoftheorientglowtalking:

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Check your body to see if there are any unnoticed bite marks. Unlikely, but maybe you were shitfaced drunk when it came to visit.

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I'm not drunk and it didn't even come close to me

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do it no balls

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Jokes aside, if you see a bat in your room, you should go and get a rabies shot anyway. It may have nipped you while you were sleeping.

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Poor guy

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:#marseyghost:

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