First I would like to introduce /u/salaamswt, who I must reluctantly admit is the real protagonist of this entire story. This man is a Yemeni from the mean streets of Lackawanna in upstate NY.
Whenever he isn't drinking, puffing on his hookah, posting way too much personal info to Reddit on /r/Islam or /r/boypusssy or cruising for gay s*x in public parks, he is likely searching for poon, which he started to do at the age of 15.
Some fun facts about him:
In case you couldn't tell by his pfp, he is a big fan of Mia Khalifa.
This hamplanet is his girlfriend:
(No longer his actual gf, updated with a different similar fat woman at his request.)
https://old.reddit.com/r/BBWaddict/comments/1ggbw4e/in_the_dunes/
https://old.reddit.com/r/BBWaddict/comments/1ggcjr9/some_more_poses/
A funny thread about Jordanians concerned for the poor camel he plans to take her for a ride on.
He is an absolute Chad that smokes pot while driving.
Some of his other best hits:
Quantum physics is Haram because of all the Jews in it.
He makes beggars recite the Shahada.
Suggesting payday loans to other Muslims.
Literally pooping on his grandma. 
He possibly convinced that same grandma to vote for Trump. 
Now let's introduce /r/neoconnwo. Basically, it's a sub for rightoids exiled by the /r/neoliberal 
jannies. It is quite rdrama-adjacent and used to be even more. We have quite a few users here from it such as @BushWasRight,
@CitroAbsinthe,
@johannesalthusius and myself.
For some it is just a mildly rightoid shitposting sub. The jannies actively encourage racism, as long as it's under the gigajannie radar. Unfortunately, in greater and greater amounts it is filling up with overly serious third worlders who think that the discussion thread is a place for them to discuss high school admissions, chronicle their dating lives (except you /u/Thadlust, you're funny when you do it), post their treatises on world politics or discuss how to fix the Republican party to a semi-public audience of about 20 people on a good day. This latter group also has an incredibly distorted idea of baiting, which they call "bullying". This consists of unironically arguing with lib tourists on the sub to the applause and backpatting of their 15 internet friends.
You might think that such an erudite and intelligent group of bullies would have no problem dealing with a Yemeni that has pot-fried his brain so hard that about a third of his words are neighbor but you would be surprised.
It begins with him absolutely dominating bants with the victories of the glorious warriors of Islam. but quickly escalates as he lifts the veil of the sub and peers into the very SOVL of its users.
who r U? u really think this subreddit some kinda secret club? u all losers jerkin each other off pretendin you got a VIP pass to the club when all u doin is sittin on ur fat asses
My brother in Yakob you are arguing with a thirteen year old troll
I know. I like bullying, literally meaning
"i like making catty comments on a random subreddit that barely gets any traffic and pretending I'm a kewl mean girl" go show these screenshots to your grandma u corny butt neighbor itll be the only time she'll ever be proud of u
Which is such an own that it gets more upmarseyd than the local who pretends not to see it to spare himself the shame of having to attempt to respond.
lol ur comment history is just words n more words n huffing ur own farts. U ain't as smart as u think u r
ching chong ding dong long wang flung dung eggs won ton chicken fried rice. n give me a fortune cookie too
LaserAlpaca desperately tries to recover from his humiliation:
Please never ban salaamswf (other guy)
from my understanding of experimenting with him. You can trigger him by saying bad things to Arabs. Mom attack works ok not too sure how efficient it is.
Sadly here is Reddit, many things I cannot say or I can show you true insulting techniques from China.
u "troll" like a 13 year old who saw a rage face on knowyourmeme for the first time
I mean I have to go to your level to fight you right?
fight me? neighbor u postin comments on reddit
I don't think you can say that word
neighbor neighbor neighbor neighbor neighbor
Anyways, his entire comment history, especially on /r/neoconNWO is just gold.
Enjoy a bonus thread of him, featuring trains.
Btw in case you were wondering where the material for all these truthnukes comes from, Yemeni scientists are hard at work enriching copper.
Anyways, /u/salaamswt is a fun guy, hope we can entice him to come here.
If you're seeing this from crosstalk pm bot salaamswt, I'm KamalaFanBoy. 
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im contacting a lawyer right now n gonna get ur dumbass site shut down 4 good, u gonna be facin charges for this you stupid MOTHER FRICKERS, this is illegal n u are posting private photos without consent
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!metashit it's truly over for rdrama
these are the offending pics pls do not click
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my girlfriend is cryin her heart out, these were private photos between us, wtf is WRONG with u??? shes scared n thinks shes gonna lose her job, please dawg delete these please
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Why'd you post them on reddit then, dumbass?
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they were PRIVATELY shared to a subreddit n u had NO RIGHT to upload them elsewhere
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If they were privately shared howd they end up here?
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bc one of your peepeesuckers stole them from the subreddit, n i know he goes to lackawanna, n i WILL find out who he is. ur website filled with punkasses n u all gonna get whats comin to u someday
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You mean the subreddit where you posted them that literally anyone could find and post elsewhere? How is that private exactly?
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stop changing the subject you punkass frickin cute twink u KNOW what he did was wrong n u actin like some public defender frick outta here u know u aint supposed to take private pictures from reddit n repost them, i better not catch u in lackawanna either cuz u pissin me off too
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ur 3rd
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!metashit kind of talks like penny. I love sucking peepee!
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Tell your GF that I said she's a heckin chonker
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shes been trying to lose weight for years. she doesnt like it when i upload pics of her n she asks me to blur her face n everything n now u r posting these everywhere. do u know how hard it is to lose weight???? I bet u don't bc u dont care abt losing weight n u gonna die of a heartattack
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I'm gonna be real with you: this site is basically a harassment/bullying website and these kinds of posts just encourage them. You'll never get them to stop, short of going full-on supervillain. The only thing they respect is escalation and responding in ways that blow everything way out of proportion.
So unless you are prepared to go hard, like way more than is sane or reasonable, then the only way to win, is not to play.
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If her boss browses rDrama then she's got enough problems already.
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my gf a nurse practitioner n she saves lives every day, she works long shifts n she doesn't need this extra stress. aint any u neighbors got jobs???
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!friendsofcrosstalkpm
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Im sending over my cousin Itamar he has 613 individual Kahanist tattoos
on his body and he will kidnap 
you and force 
you to listen 
to the Hatikva until you beg him to let you die
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stfu tryhard neighbor we aint got no jews n buffalo n even if we did we got ten times more yemenis anyway
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Yemenis are kind of ugly and short
so who cares
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yemenis r the tallest ppl in the middle east, u must be a seething filipino
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Deboonked, Lebanoids are the tallest folx in the Middle East and all of Asia doebeit:
EDIT: YEMENOIDS ARE ACTUALLY THE SHORTEST FOLX IN THE MIDDLE EAST AND THE THIRD SHORTEST IN ALL OF ASIA
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lol i never met a russian over 5'9. bs graph. plus lebanese all a foot shorter on average cuz they got all their legs blown off.
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lol u kinda funny i like u
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Did they measure Shohei Ohtani a million times for Japan? No way they're 172cm/5'6
Same with the Norks. The tallest of those malnourished fricks were 5'5-5'6 at the DMZ when my uncles were at the DMZ for being 5'10 gook freaks of nature during times of famine in 70s and 80s.
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Better call the cyber police bud
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I SHIT IN YOUR MOTHER!
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posting his fat frick gf
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yo FRICK u take that fricking down u PEEPEESUCKER u said u'd delete it n now u post 2 pics of my gf???? im gonna beat the FRICK outta u, u ain't ever gonna be safe again. u ever step foot in lackawanna i have cousins n uncles whod take care of u real good you fricking MOTHER FRICKER
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!metashit
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On this website we only meet up for fights in spokane
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May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem.
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even the most disgusting
smelly 
unwashed coomer 
wouldnt call those AI images "my gf", he'd proudly admit that it was AI generated 
and he would 
mock 
@X for believing that they were real
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Are those not AI?
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how do you cute twinks not realise that this is AI???
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just playing along with the larp dont get you're panties in a bunch
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Oh so you'll play along with the larp of a 80iq dramatard
acting like an r-slur, yet you hate transwomen? how hypocritical
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deal with it
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That's not cool bro, I told
@BuffaloBills97 I'd delete it. :(
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i saw your comment in the neocon subreddit that's why i went and grabbed the fatty's pics before he y'alled it
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thats my GOAT
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Wait what comment?
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Wait if those are ai where are the real pics
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its funny because whites are the ones descended from cavemen LOL
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i got african blood n im not white. yemenis r the oldest group in history, they done archeology studies. sorry neighbor but we aint cavemen, unlike u
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Oldest = most r-slurred btw, intelligence genes came later
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thats not how it works u dumbass neighbor
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I am a doctor, I think I would know
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lol aint no doctor on this frickin mess of a website n if he is he should lose his lisence
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dis doesn't make no sense. if u have this pic saved on ur computer u need ur computer smashed and to go outside
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then why r u still on here
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I am on my eternal crusade to make sure that all Asian women are bvilt for BWC and huwite women are bvilt for BBC, this if my asian trans gf,
@Shreddedmanlet, say hello to her!
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did u make all these urself
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Nope, in fact my gf took all of these photos zxirself, given how much zxe loves me!
This is the cutest selfie zxe took of us!
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This, so much this
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delete this right now n remove that picture of my gf from here, this is illegal, wtf is wrong with u? you frickin loser butt neighbor, y u stalking me? n what is this site?
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Bro why so mean to me, I thought we were friends... You posted the pic online but because I like you I'll take it down if you prove it's you. Could you make a Reddit comment saying "marsey bussy" please?
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how i know u tellin the truth? punkass u put my gfs picture up here how DARE u. why the frick should i listen to u???
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You don't but you can always delete it after if I'm lying.
Because otherwise I don't know you're really you. People on this site like to frick with each other and someone could easily be faking being you as a lame joke.
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fine but u had BETTER remove this picture then dawg, im warning u, don't FRICK with me u better do it u PUNKASS neighbor
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I promise. I would never frick with you - I'd never feel safe going to Buffalo again with you around angry.
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alright neighbor here it is. u better be telling the truth.
https://old.reddit.com/r/neoconNWO/comments/1gdtg3h/comment/lurv11t/?context=8
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!commenters
@J !jannies
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Thank you for verifying king, I've removed the picture.
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wtf he's dating honey boo-boo's mom
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loserass i bet u dont even have a gf
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I don't. My wife isn't cool like that.
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Bro ngl Id be better to not have one than this
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perfect description of what it has become
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He's a troll and probably white
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I forgot you could mark effortposts tbh.
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lol i bet he coptic. copts suck off westerners harder than vacuum cleaners
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I DO NOT SCARE
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From my time browsing grinder and being inundated with messages from fat grandpas and arabs, I'm absolutely convinced that 90+% of arabs are gay and in denial about topping also being gay
Literal ancient view of what gay is lmao
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Odd crosstalk isn't pinging /u/thadlust tbh.
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/u/thadlust
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That pic of his girlfriend is AI isn't it?
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Maybe. I think it's blurred+ maybe some filtering. Basically every photo has AI upscaling nowadays so who knows.
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carp aevann effortpost
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this is why i don't respect wh*te women
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When I'm in a make an unoriginal comment competition and my opponent is a dramatard.
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Snapshots:
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cruising for gay s*x in public parks:
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which he started to do at the age of 15.:
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A funny thread about Jordanians concerned for the poor camel he plans to take her for a ride on.:
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He is an absolute Chad that smokes pot while driving.:
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Quantum physics is Haram because of all the Jews in it.:
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