I was face to face with Bardfinn today.

I went on a trip from Spokane WA to Garland TX to bring a Halloween gift to bardfinn.

Inside was a bunch of Almond Joys, fidget toys, and a marsey with a hand written note inside.

I made the journey to their porch and then I began my flex off. I Zyzz posed and pounced around for a bit, but unfortunately that part was lost due to a corrupt file transfer. Only Bardfinn's security cameras will have that scene. Maybe if we are lucky they will release them.

Anyways after I left my offering I made my way back to the nearby church where I had parked. Before I left I went to take a selfie for my tinder match who I will be seeing tonight.

It was in the middle of taking this selfie that I noticed I was soon to be face to face with the legend. Because across the parking lot approaching me was Bardfinn in the flesh. I exit my vehicle and lock eyes with them.

"Hey how's it going?" I say with a smile on my face. Bardfinn says nothing and steps up to my vehicle and places my gift on top of my car. They stare at me and say nothing for about 5 seconds. They seem to be breathing heavily and they seem to be very mad. "You don't want them?" I asked. Bardfinn does not answer this and simply states.

"You know you were caught on all three of my cameras, and you were caught on the cameras of this church." in an angry tone.

"That's fine." I say, still trying to keep my tone pleasant. I had not broken any laws so I was not too concerned with this. Bardfinn then reads my license plate out loud in a smug tone and begins to walk away without saying goodbye which is where I managed to snap this photo.

Now it is possible that Bardfinn was wearing some sort of audio device that would allow them to dox me with that license plate, but I am not too worried about that. I am about to move across the country for work so I will be changing that license plate soon, but even if he gathers my name from it I am still hard to find due to me not using my real name for social media since before 2013. It would still be near impossible for him to find my job from it because I even took down my linkedin once I was hired. And even if he did find it I haven't really done anything that could get me canceled. Really the only consequence for me getting doxxed would be people finding out that I have a big peepee, I'm thankfully not a wingcuck so I don't have that much to hide.

My only regret is that I lost the footage of my flex off in front of the Bardfinn home. And also that I didn't get to have a more in depth conversation with Bardfinn. Things like this would be easier if I had a camera man because it is hard to operate my phone in this suit.

Here is a photo of my shadow to prove how jacked I am.

I am sorry, but it will have to do for now.

Anyways I have decided that I will spend my free time meeting other lolcows irl. Who do you think I should visit next? I am leaning towards challenging Grace Thorpe's father to single combat for the right to her hand in marriage, but I am always open to other suggestions.

!superheroes !friendsofspiderman !bardfinn