Moments like this expose that he used to be a politically incorrect but overall lib type (think South Park) before hastily reinventing himself as a turbolib poptimism shill. He made the mistake of not realizing that it's not merely enough to dunk on music from artists who have bad beliefs or personalities, he must praise music from artists based on their beliefs and whatever uplifting narratives they currently have. Fantano dunking on Halsey's commentary on her various white-woman diseases is the equivalent of burning the Quran for the online pophead demographic.
He refused to review the Furnaces of Palinegnesia because their (rumoured) vocalist was a turbo rightoid, even though the album is obviously not serious there needs to be name for the shitlib tactic of taking things that are obviously satirical or out of context at face value
there needs to be name for the shitlib tactic of taking things that are obviously satirical or out of context at face value
Here's the difference, chud. When chuds take things at face value like starship troopers it's a lack of media literacy. When leftists take things at face value its because it's dangerous to their mental health to engage in bad-faith media. Additionally, doing so gives it the Oxygen of Amplification and causes stochastic terrorism.
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Halsey has been diagnosed with EhlersβDanlos syndrome, SjΓΆgren syndrome, mast cell activation syndrome, and POTS (postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome). On June 5, 2024, Halsey revealed that she has been diagnosed with lupus and T-cell disorder.
Ah yes, every 30 yo wh*te woman disease under the sun.
It's all shit (except for Sjogren's and the less common variants of EDS that have genetic markers) that is basically impossible to diagnose correctly because they have no clearly defined etiology.
it's a fairly basic pop album, it's certainly not horrendous but who cares. the funny part is fantano trying to get rage views by posing an obviously not genuine overly critical hatred of an album with many defenders, but overcorrecting himself into notoriety. all online content creators should deal with this and worse every day tbh
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I think a lot of people are missing the fact that in Pitchfork/Fantano eyes, the greatest sin an acoustic album can commit is being boring
see also: Ed Sheeran averaging a 3.0 pitchfork score across five unremarkable folk pop albums, Katie Gavin who is about to get whacked with a 6.7 in a few days
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Moments like this expose that he used to be a politically incorrect but overall lib type (think South Park) before hastily reinventing himself as a turbolib poptimism shill. He made the mistake of not realizing that it's not merely enough to dunk on music from artists who have bad beliefs or personalities, he must praise music from artists based on their beliefs and whatever uplifting narratives they currently have. Fantano dunking on Halsey's commentary on her various white-woman diseases is the equivalent of burning the Quran for the online pophead demographic.
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He refused to review the Furnaces of Palinegnesia because their (rumoured) vocalist was a turbo rightoid, even though the album is obviously not serious there needs to be name for the shitlib tactic of taking things that are obviously satirical or out of context at face value
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the kanye snub was the most ridiculous for me lmao he has reviewed so much shit from people who are absolute garbage blights on society
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I don't think Furnaces is satire, but it's such an obvious takedown of authoritarianism you have to be sub-80 IQ to not see it.
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It has already happened to this guy in particular like 3 or 4 times over
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Nowhere near as bad as this I think though
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Wonder if it's part of his schtick at this point. Gotta renew your edgy card or you become just another shitlib.
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he browsed /mu/ a ton in the past so I assume he has residual brain rot from that.
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He shouldn't have shafted Sam.
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Ah yes, every 30 yo wh*te woman disease under the sun.
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Watch her 'develop' a handful of other diseases for every decade of her life until she dies in her early 80's.
She'll be like the Magic Johnson of millennial white women.
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You don't understand she's literally dying.
Now watch her not die in the next five years.
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It's all shit (except for Sjogren's and the less common variants of EDS that have genetic markers) that is basically impossible to diagnose correctly because they have no clearly defined etiology.
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so she doesnt have cancer?
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Woman who asks reddit why all doctors seem to have an attitude problem starter pack
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ack ack
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In an unexpected turn of events /r/popheads is pretty level headed about the whole ordeal
https://old.reddit.com/r/popheads/comments/1gfdwod/halsey_the_great_impersonator_theneedledrop_album/
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Does the album suck or�
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idk, I liked "Closer" but I don't think I've listen to Halsey actively.
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it's a fairly basic pop album, it's certainly not horrendous but who cares. the funny part is fantano trying to get rage views by posing an obviously not genuine overly critical hatred of an album with many defenders, but overcorrecting himself into notoriety. all online content creators should deal with this and worse every day tbh
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I will have you know I hate it because it is a product of wh*te supremacy. Halsey is a colonizer and you are complicit with your review.
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Halsey is very publicly half Black, CHUD
Even though she doesn't look like it at all
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The fact that her name is Halsey is the giveaway.
Halsey.
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@BWC senpai, how are you liking my new brain rot titles- they do perform way better
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!followers !commenters
(my thread titles are first and foremost brainrot slang, and marsey and emoji spam in second place )
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I could still understand what the title meant.
You need to go deeper
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i only clicked because of the sirens on the title
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I mistook it for bwc on an off-day so you're on your way to great things
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You need to mention either BBC, BWC or snow bunnies then you're golden
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Been praying on this cute twink's downfall for a while.
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I used to be a big fan but he's a massive cute twink nowadays
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TDS ruined many great internet creators
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TDS and ism killed like 70% of people I used to watch
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It's crazy cuz all they had to do was not make it 100% of their personality yet here we are with like 8 non political good content creators
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he's always been a massive cute twink.
the dude cranks out like one album review a day, how do u even have time to properly appreciate an album in that time?
and tbh music critics are probably the least relevant critics around.
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Critics in general are just pretentious cute twinks by definition and shouldn't be listened to unless you're an equally pretentious cute twink
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I think legitimately has lupus and is going to die lol
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!marseyartists
do we not have a fantano Marsey? I'll fund one.
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It's this one
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Nobody gave me free upmarseys when I had cancer, but you can make up for it now.
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Doing the necessary
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Halsey sucks and her music is bad.
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Obligatory.
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ive been watching a small halo YouTuber and it's only a matter of time before someone asks if "uwu are qt trans women welcome here"
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I thought halsey was the offed xirself
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you mean sophie? she died falling off a balcony trying to take a picture of the moon
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its sad she just fell off a roof. not dramatic at all
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He was an admiral perhaps best known for commanding the South Pacific Area during the Guadalcanal campaign.
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Idk any of these people
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wow fantano being ? is it a year that starts with 2?
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I hope they both die
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I want to watch Fantano and Hasan fight to the death. Sam Hyde kills the winner.
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Fantano never recovered from being blown the frick out by Fader did he
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I like Halsey
She has a nice raspy voice
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excuse me how in the FRICK is a MEDIOCRE WHITE MALE in any way qualified to critique the work of a KWEEN?
this creasture deserves to clean port-a-potties for a living until he learns his place
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isn't it normal and even expected in certain genres to make music about yourself?
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Who?
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I'll be planning to come back later to downmarsey your post when my downmarsey count has reset.
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Reminder that Halsey got caught making out with fans as young as 13
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