https://www.foxnews.com/us/wisconsin-mother-died-hero-after-saving-son-from-dog-attack
lol Just kidding! It was a Pitbull.
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Hijacking your post to give an update on my sisterβs dog situation. She got a goldendoodle this weekend, named her Winchester/Winnie on the recommendation of
@wangpangthankyouBabyJesus (her last dog was named Colt after the gun). Pic related. Itβs the dog.
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Cute dog. And it probably doesn't even have a desire for human flesh.
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All dogs want to eat you. Pibbles are the only dog based enough to try and succeed.
In the article, that dog ate the woman's fricking arms. Arms don't even taste good. That dog just wanted to show his superiority.
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Marsey predicted this
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Unlikely it literally ate or even ripped of the arm. More likely just fricked up the nerves and maybe arteries to where they had to amputate them, or they got infected.
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My parents have a house in Winchester
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Iβm gang-stalking you, sweetie π Iβm sending you subliminal messages with my posts and comments to get you paranoid.
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I knew about the subliminal messages but if anything Iβm flattered rather than paranoid.
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Wootfatigue vibes π
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based and wholesomepilled
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They own the Winchester House, got it. Weird place to grow up.
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I love labradoodles and goldendoodles, but I was recently introduced to a whoodle and they became the dog I would get if I went to a breeder, but I won't because that is some posh bougie nonsense.
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Get yourself a nice pibble from the pound
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No, because that is some ghetto trash nonsense.
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No, you should get a pibble from the pound.
Then kill it like that one based family did.
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Reminds me of the #pitbulldropoff hashtag from forever ago. Somebody should revive that movement eventually.
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I remember the dude that paid for a pit bull hate facts truck to drive around Times Square.
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My parents have a black labradoodle. She's very cute.
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Good story
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consider your personal safety btw
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tf tf is a "whoodle" you fricking burger
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It's a fricken wheaten terrier/poodle mix you foul mouthed whipper snapper
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why would you even call that mix a whoodle? fricking mayo nonsense and also MAYOCIDE WHEN
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WHeaton pOODLE
You have to have a pretty high IQ to understand poodle mix names
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you disgust me
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you are being replaced, as we speak
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My cousin had a terrier/poodle mix, forget which maybe manchester? It was psychotic, I dogsat it once and made the mistake of taking it for a walk. Every living being we passed heard the sounds of Bealzebub herself coming out of this thing
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The one I met was very sweet. Had to say hello to every person he encountered even if they were 50 feet away. Had a really nice soft and fluffy coat too.
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i spy a good boy
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Not a husky ngmi
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Huskies are for white women and furries
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oh and rich asians, apparently?
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Yes! What the frick is up with that; all these Asian chicks when I was in SoCal had these huskies they had no business owning and no idea how to train.
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dog flavor of the year of the something something, idk. but there is a pattern there
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First generation of financial independence expresses itself in weird fricking ways
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i c what u did there
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yeah asians make good food, whats your point
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ive never seen an asian care about an animal its like they do it for status or somethin...
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All the husky owners ik are Asian or black women with corporate jobs
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forvere cursee the PMC
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He just wants to give you kissies
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obv good boye. i mean how hard is it to tell for aurtista?
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He wants some exercise, ffs.
Fricking spergs don't realize that if you get a high-energy breed, you'd better be prepared to run it around frequently or it will make your life heck.
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Huskies 100% have no purpose. They're also one of the top breeds for performing late term abortions but really everything that isn't a pit bull is just in a whole different league.
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But huskies look cool and I've never had to shoot one, so they're based in my book
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They do. Pulling a sled
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Look at all those blue eyed beauties. Just living in the moment. Siberians are not for sled pulling either. Straight up just show dogs.
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I know a breeder in Sweden that does it for huskies
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Tell her she paid 4 grand for a mutt, not a P V R E G O L D E N G O D
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I bet they taste delicious
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What a cute dog. Does she like to run?
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Well itβs a puppy so it canβt run for a year (or itβll mess up their bones or smth) π© but if youβre asking about my sister yes she does and Iβm sure sheβll be itching to run with her :)
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i was asking about the puppy omg
Wait so what can puppies do for a year? Are they basically just useless dog lumps?
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Yup, and they also shit in your house
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ok she will have to carry the puppy. I've never had a puppy, I've only had kittens. They're r-slurred but pretty sufficient for cat-related tasks by about six months. Sometimes it helps to have two so they can compensate for by numbers what they lack in catsperience.
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wtf lazy animal
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If you are not in the USA, the owner of that car must be a millionaire!! If in the USA, I project it is fake seats?
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any r-slur can get a nice car in burgerland
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Tf? No my sister has a Mercedes.
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Not surprised
Have fun paying 5 figure repair bills
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She can afford it π π» Go be broke somewhere else
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The only things that should be freely given to Krauts are incendiary bombs
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and you put a DOG in it? Unless that is her husband, sweetheart, then a German mechanic is crying himself to sleep tonight.
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give him some pets π₯Ί
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Just a friendly warning but if you keep killing them they might start catching on, be cautious!
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Is it a standard? I just got back from Miami and am about to pick up my girl friendβs 2 minis. Also she may want to get a cover for that seat. The white rear seats of my gfβs model Y are fricked from their paws.
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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My dog is named Winnie too ππ
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
r/HeatherPingelAward when?
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Had a moment for a second reading this; the first chick I made out with was named Heather Pingel.
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How does it feel being an Eskimo brother to a pibble?
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Good idea lol. I'm making it gimmie a second
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Here: https://old.reddit.com/r/HeatherPingelAwards/
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She made sure the child had a father.
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High chance it doesn't anymore. Considering white women and dogs
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Dogpill
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Yeah my cat was always a little skittish around birds and squirrels
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And there goes all my empathy
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The GoFundMe knew this
https://gofundme.com/f/56zxys-help-my-sister-and-her-kids?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer
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Why didn't she think of that
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That pitbull did not enter pitbull Valhalla. That entry requires at least 1 dead black baby or child. I mean, maybe a white lady counts, but that's a pretty easy kill target.
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Baby violated the pibble's NAP.
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My dog is so skittish and timid, if he hears a loud noise he goes into a murderous rampage and tries to kill my son before eventually turning on me.
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Got me with the headline, I love goldies they're the best dogs ever.
Praise the Prophet (PBUH) at least Pibbles took out a white woman before being sent to the afterlife.
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this tbh. silver linings
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Should have read
@Gigavaccinator 's guide.
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shit should be perma-stickied
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imagine being so impotent that you cant even hurt actual people in your impotent power fantasy, you have to resort to animals
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in your dreams, impotent clown
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It was on behalf of Israel like a good goy, at least be a little grateful
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good for you le 56%
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reported btw
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oh shit lol no
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Look at how ferocious and unwavering that
is, I've watched 
shoot is for a couple of minutes now and it still hasn't shown any sign of backing down.
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It was a suicide. Once the she realized she would have to put her pibble down she sacrificed herself. White women can't live without the knot.
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Jesus Christ. If only Hitler focused on pitbulls instead of Jews.
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Textbook nanny behavior.
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I think we call that getting eaten
If youβre a burger and your dog is attack your child why donβt you just shoot it? Why physically fight it
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Im so fricking horny for crazy hoes. I want to frick a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to c*m all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "this is a bop," or "g*y disaster" I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty thighs.
Snapshots:
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Thanks for sharing the pitbull's last thoughts, Snappy.
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:same:
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Bruh the ad I got on the story.
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Got me lmao
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Lmao, guess not. Anyone wanna post this in r/Leopardsatemyface ?
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Did they take that picture of her after the dog attack? Her glasses are crooked as shit!
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Your username is very appropriate for the topic of pitbulls.
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based pibbles
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You almost had me
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How does a grown adult die to a single dog? Like a pack of dogs makes sense to me but just 1 dog? Couldn't even save yourself? Wtf happened
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Agreed. If this 90 pound foid carried a katana or perhaps duel pistols with sweet dragon etchings this never would have happened.
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esp considering the father dragged the dog outside and shot it
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You made me click. My golden is so smart but so fricking worthless. It'd be excited to see someone break into my house.
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