Carp is deathsexual though. You have too whisper in his ears about how every time you hug him billions of bacteria get crushed too death between you're skinfolds.
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It seems today, that all you see, is violence in wpd and s*x on rdrama
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Kill Carp. Behead Carp. Roundhouse kick a Carp into the concrete. Slam dunk a baby Carp into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Carps. Defecate in Carps food. Launch Carp into the sun. Stir fry Carp in a wok. Toss Carp into an active volcano. Urinate into Carps gas tank. Judo throw Carp into a wood chipper. Twist Carps heads off. Report Carp to the IRS. Karate chop Carp in half. Curb stomp pregnant Carp. Trap Carp in quicksand. Crush Carp in the trash compactor. Liquefy Carp in a vat of acid. Eat Carp. Dissect Carp. Exterminate Carp in the gas chamber. Stomp Carps skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Carp in the oven. Lobotomize Carp. Mandatory abortions for Carps boiwife. Grind Carps fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Carp in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Carp with a ray gun. Kick old Carp down the stairs. Feed Carp to alligators. Slice Carp with a katana.
The main reason I hate tenorshit is that it's replaced the sacred, ancient art of collecting reaction images and organizing your reaction image folders. For years I thought all those poorly clipped gifs of shitty TV shows were from peoples personal collections
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Carp more like let's hug Carp.
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Can I get a hug too
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Carp is deathsexual though. You have too whisper in his ears about how every time you hug him billions of bacteria get crushed too death between you're skinfolds.
Jewish lives matter.
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Umm aktually you need immense pressure to lyse bacteria physically. A hug is just for sharing skin microbiomes
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Kill Carp. Behead Carp. Roundhouse kick a Carp into the concrete. Slam dunk a baby Carp into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Carps. Defecate in Carps food. Launch Carp into the sun. Stir fry Carp in a wok. Toss Carp into an active volcano. Urinate into Carps gas tank. Judo throw Carp into a wood chipper. Twist Carps heads off. Report Carp to the IRS. Karate chop Carp in half. Curb stomp pregnant Carp. Trap Carp in quicksand. Crush Carp in the trash compactor. Liquefy Carp in a vat of acid. Eat Carp. Dissect Carp. Exterminate Carp in the gas chamber. Stomp Carps skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Carp in the oven. Lobotomize Carp. Mandatory abortions for Carps boiwife. Grind Carps fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Carp in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Carp with a ray gun. Kick old Carp down the stairs. Feed Carp to alligators. Slice Carp with a katana.
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Wow. Looking into this
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hi carp here's some random pictures from D\Pictures\Memes\Older Images\
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(oldest maymay on file here)
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I lied, i've had it since 2010
still slowly organizing my memes folders
Oh also !commenters !codecels a neat hack to get the original Windows Photo Viewer on Windows 10 (possibly 11)
registry entries, click to expand
Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Applications\photoviewer.dll]
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Applications\photoviewer.dll\shell]
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Applications\photoviewer.dll\shell\open]
"MuiVerb"="@photoviewer.dll,-3043"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Applications\photoviewer.dll\shell\open\command]
@=hex(2):25,00,53,00,79,00,73,00,74,00,65,00,6d,00,52,00,6f,00,6f,00,74,00,25,\
00,5c,00,53,00,79,00,73,00,74,00,65,00,6d,00,33,00,32,00,5c,00,72,00,75,00,\
6e,00,64,00,6c,00,6c,00,33,00,32,00,2e,00,65,00,78,00,65,00,20,00,22,00,25,\
00,50,00,72,00,6f,00,67,00,72,00,61,00,6d,00,46,00,69,00,6c,00,65,00,73,00,\
25,00,5c,00,57,00,69,00,6e,00,64,00,6f,00,77,00,73,00,20,00,50,00,68,00,6f,\
00,74,00,6f,00,20,00,56,00,69,00,65,00,77,00,65,00,72,00,5c,00,50,00,68,00,\
6f,00,74,00,6f,00,56,00,69,00,65,00,77,00,65,00,72,00,2e,00,64,00,6c,00,6c,\
00,22,00,2c,00,20,00,49,00,6d,00,61,00,67,00,65,00,56,00,69,00,65,00,77,00,\
5f,00,46,00,75,00,6c,00,6c,00,73,00,63,00,72,00,65,00,65,00,6e,00,20,00,25,\
00,31,00,00,00
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Applications\photoviewer.dll\shell\open\DropTarget]
"Clsid"="{FFE2A43C-56B9-4bf5-9A79-CC6D4285608A}"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Applications\photoviewer.dll\shell\print]
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Applications\photoviewer.dll\shell\print\command]
@=hex(2):25,00,53,00,79,00,73,00,74,00,65,00,6d,00,52,00,6f,00,6f,00,74,00,25,\
00,5c,00,53,00,79,00,73,00,74,00,65,00,6d,00,33,00,32,00,5c,00,72,00,75,00,\
6e,00,64,00,6c,00,6c,00,33,00,32,00,2e,00,65,00,78,00,65,00,20,00,22,00,25,\
00,50,00,72,00,6f,00,67,00,72,00,61,00,6d,00,46,00,69,00,6c,00,65,00,73,00,\
25,00,5c,00,57,00,69,00,6e,00,64,00,6f,00,77,00,73,00,20,00,50,00,68,00,6f,\
00,74,00,6f,00,20,00,56,00,69,00,65,00,77,00,65,00,72,00,5c,00,50,00,68,00,\
6f,00,74,00,6f,00,56,00,69,00,65,00,77,00,65,00,72,00,2e,00,64,00,6c,00,6c,\
00,22,00,2c,00,20,00,49,00,6d,00,61,00,67,00,65,00,56,00,69,00,65,00,77,00,\
5f,00,46,00,75,00,6c,00,6c,00,73,00,63,00,72,00,65,00,65,00,6e,00,20,00,25,\
00,31,00,00,00
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Applications\photoviewer.dll\shell\print\DropTarget]
"Clsid"="{60fd46de-f830-4894-a628-6fa81bc0190d}"
Pastebin just in case
save as a reg file, execute, find a jaypeg, right-click > open with > choose another app > more apps > Windows Photo Viewer
and badda bing badda boom, the classic lightweight photo viewer
and if you like that, please tip because holy shit i should've known better than to tag !codecels jfc I will never financially recover from this
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The main reason I hate tenorshit is that it's replaced the sacred, ancient art of collecting reaction images and organizing your reaction image folders. For years I thought all those poorly clipped gifs of shitty TV shows were from peoples personal collections
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!pings
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I like FastStone image viewer. Windows shit has always been shit.
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Heck yeah that's in D\Pictures\Memes\Older Images\Reactions, creation date of 2012
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When the dog's a simp
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!friendsofcarp kill this cute twink
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Tried to but got a
Balls-Deep Server Error
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he's just a silly fishy guy we can't expect him to not occasionally break the website
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This, but unironically
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Show them who's boss Carp
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Carp? More likeβ¦. Crap.
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!meatshit
GOOD fish
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!oldstrags
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!metashit
GOOD find
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I don't get it
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frick you got me
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!dinochads is this real!?!
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@Cdace
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THIS IS A SCALIE PING GROUP
!DINOCHADS
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Your cloaca lookin tight bb
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Bloody chode fricking you make this lie?
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What?
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Objection
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Death traps and thirst threats
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Good
Grill yt
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Bad faith mayocide
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Frick you carp
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!commenters this will probably sound a little conspiratorial but I THINK THIS COOMER IS PROBABLY A
I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL
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Is this real?
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I am incredibly grateful you're here carp
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im sorry carp ive been very mean to you
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Yeah but also we love you so it's okay.
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Well they're your alts insulting you
THEY'RE ALL YOUR ALTS
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Why are you mad?
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FRICK YOU CARP
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I'm not carp
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I'M NOT!
I LOVE SUCKING PEEPEE
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Dude if twitter had a frick off elon Marsey that would be cool
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Good.
Btw this post is deflector bait
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Well we are constantly insulted by your presence on this platform
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Shut up crakkka
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Ohhh you're carp? Lmao god I'm bad at the internet
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Carp, Caaaarp! I saw a Bronco on the road today. Was it you? Huh huh huh? Yes or no.
If it was you, I was the guy in the car
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π
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Thats my elon impression when he sees a meme
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I don't think that's real i can tell by the pixels
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Binos vs dinos
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Interesting
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That's not true! We send you constant death traps and bussy pics! But no insults.
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!slots10000
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WOAH, BASED IMAGE
also
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upmarseyd for elon musk
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Deep Delusion or whatever is just Dark Souls in Minecraft, but with poorer writing than either. I could barely do an hour.
Please feel bad.
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Okay
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