leafs COPE and pretend they'd have the willingness and ability to actually fight off an American annexation

I would make sure there were as many dead Americans as I could make before I go.

/u/Neceon lol you and what rifle?

I lived in America for the last two years as a Canadian and I can promise you, the people who want to join America have no idea what they are signing up for. I had a friend OD at a festival and everyone was scared to call the ambulance because no one knew if they had health insurance or not. She could have died over the fear of a 3-5k bill. Moreover, mass shootings at schools - we take schools safety for granted. Being afraid to send your kids to school is a real thing down there.

"My friends a junkie and all us other junkies were afraid of getting a bill!"

/u/moderng*mer6 Your dope fiend friend would never have had to pay back a red cent of that debt

!burgers, if we ever did decide to annex Canada, all we'd need to do is publicly declare that annexing Canada is the last thing we'd ever want. Canadians' collective compulsion to contradict Americans would handle the rest. They'd be insisting on becoming the 51st state by the end of the day.

Id be printing the geneva checklist the second US boots hit canadian soil.

Im a single 42yo man who is a decent shot. Dont have a wife and kids to worry about leaving if i died.

No sense letting others fight and die while i sat home.

Tarps off boys.

/u/christhewelder75

Lmao you and your SKS would be lucky to even hit an American before you got a mortar dropped on your head

I served 10 years. I would not pick up arms. This is not 1812. You may as well be fighting an advanced alien species. The advancement in technology the US has dwarfs anything the CF could put together.

Once they had taken our country I may engage in guerrilla warfare, as this has proven to be a weak point of US occupations. But conventional war no.

Everyone who is saying "I will go down taking out as many as I can", you will die taking none of them out. Having fought alongside US soldiers they are an extremely professional military and the best at what they do. There is no defense to their technological advantage where merely fighting at night makes them invincible to civilian warfighting.

If you actually feel strongly about fighting write your MP to increase our warfighting capacity. We are using fighters from the 1980's, ineffective navy, no effective submarines, small standing army, outdated armoured vehicles, and extensive training limitations. With a potentially hostile US we need to increase all those capacities.

Europe will do sanctions, that's it. We are on our own.

Oh I forgot to mention Canada banned 3rd 4th gen and later night vision. If you want passive NV you're stuck using smuggled American imports or tubes from the 80s

This is the country that recently confiscated .22 guns that looked 'tactical' under the guise of donating them to the Ukrainian war effort, lmao.

I almost hope it does happen.

The types of people talking tough about this are the ones responsible for voting in the most r-slurred government in my lifetime. If they want to volunteer as target practice for the Burgers, I sure won't stand in the way.

What does Canada even stand for anymore besides being "not American"?

!burgers !firearms it's real

Lmao liberals and leftoids cant stop talking about how much they hate their country for whatever historical/current injustice but when orange man makes some jokes suddenly they're ultranationalist patriots

A war with the leafs would be over in about 30 seconds. Their most advanced fighter jet is the FA-18A LMOA.

Realistically? My focus would be on keeping my family safe.

Everyones would be. At the end of the day what's really the difference between being ruled by a virtual foreigner in Ottawa or a literal one in DC?

Yes and so would NATO, and the commonwealth. Because if they don't they're next.

Neither nato nor the ever crumbling common wealth (which contains what, 6 countries now? Most of them 3rdie shitholes) would ever be fool enough to raise kane against the states. It would be suicide.

yes I would fight against a fascist takeover of canada. these american douches are bringing out the patriot in me. I'd die but at least I wouldn't be a traitor. maple molotov contingent assemble.

At least this one's honest

I really hope this becomes more than just a joke because seeing these Canadians all riled up and becoming über tough keyboard commandos is one of the funniest things I've seen all year

I forgot to ping !leafs

>Only this time, the spoils of war were also its weapons: Indians and H1B workers.

If we invade Canada I'll sign up for the US army as long as I can be a grunt.

I'm still praying for Alberta to secede and join the US

If all the dominoes fall correctly we end up with Quebec as a sovereign tumor that can be excised at a future date.

Why is it that people accuse Trump of being an agent of chaos seemingly heck-bent on breaking up the Western alliances and making America an awful security partner?

Its so funny seeing Canadians think they have a chance

It would be at most a 24 hour war.

I say we just take it then

Who cares about guns? A single drone can kill hundreds of gunoids while they're sleeping, even ignoring the possibility of bio weapon attacks.

A common indian can slash the necks of 5 other boomers with a hundred guns

Guns are cope. If the 2nd amendment kept up with the times, we'd have private killer drones roaming our homes

I want to frick you Taylor Swift. I WANT TO RUB MY KITTY ON YOUR LEGS TAYLOR SWIFT! Aghh... I WANT TO C*M MY KITTY JUICE ON YOUR PERFECT ARYAN FACE TAYLOR SWIF... AGHHH AGHHHHHHH aghh agh ughhhhhh....

wipes hands 'frick, I'm still logged onto Reddit... I hope I didn't post anything embarrassing again

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