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You know what no one wants to admit

Why do every single one of us know what peeing in a pool feels like?

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When I was a kid I got a new bathing suit, and the first time it went through the wash it came out a funny color. When I asked my mother why that happened she told me it was because I peed in the pool while wearing it, and now everyone's gonna know I pee in the pool.

Never peed in the pool again

Also, how did she know :marseyworried:

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It was probably the super cheap mesh and you actually made it yellow, or she just guessed

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Everyone who's been in a pool knows what it's like to pee in a pool

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:cracker:Add some cheese and merlot and give me an invite!

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Because it's cool to pee in the pool!

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I used to sing variations of that as a kid because cool and pool rhyme. :marseywhirlyhat:

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peeing in the ocean? of course.

peeing in a lake? fine.

peeing in a pool? not fine.

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Still did it as a kid. But I agree.

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