Unable to load image

late night m+ is wild

I'm pushing 14s on my mistweaver and normally play during the day.

I join a 14 stonevault - the paladin tank runs up the hallway PULLS THE ENTIRE HALLWAY, 2 PACKS INSIDE OF THE BOSS ROOM (absolutely psycho) and then bubbles and drops threat on the mobs that were 30 yards away from him, we instantly wipe.

this guy is somehow 2950 IO (low for a 14 to be sure) and has no idea how bubble taunt works or that it only has a 15 yard range.

i sit there for 10 minutes trying to explain to him why he fricked up - he doesn't grasp it. we all leave. The trans player that happens to be streaming msgs me and keeps plugging their stream to me after.

late night keys are the wild west.

32
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

i dont understand this post

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Pizza has played wow for 20 years and still hasn't managed to accrue 4 friends to play with so he has to play with random terrible people

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

That's as close to heck as one can get...

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

PUGS are r-slurred and pizzashill doesn't even have friends in a bideo game he plays non stop if he is pugging a 14 key

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

PUGS are r-slurred

Lol yea

https://media.tenor.com/0h6hQYyo9M8AAAAx/loki-loki-the-pug.webp

Still not following but if this is a post about dogs I'll updoot

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Darnit I wish pugs (and brachycephalics) weren't so unhealthy. Stupid adorable smush-faced tards.

https://media.tenor.com/GJ0WZP9Ww4AAAAAx/playtime-dog.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

i will pug my way into 17s.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://media.tenor.com/6OiD7tlrPwkAAAAx/my-pug-boo-pug.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

i still dont understand this. what is a 14 key? what is pugging? what are PUGS

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Pick up game? It's when you play with randos because you have no friends and no one likes you.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Isn't it pick up group?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Whatever, I don't play vidya. The point stands.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I'm pushing 14s

@pizzashill has moved on in grooming 13 year olds into working for Fred Meyer and has moved onto 14 year olds. He needs to make his sales quotas so he can get his quarterly $500 bonus.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseypizzashill: is doing jenkem again

https://media.tenor.com/_WppA2oZh6QAAAAx/krackpink.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

what does any of this mean? :marseybeanquestion:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735397835BTbCkGwWb5B-VQ.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Mythic plus is a mode in World of Warcraft where you race to complete 5 man PVE content called "dungeons" before a set timer runs out. Completing a dungeon will give you a key to unlock a harder difficulty of said dungeons, hence 14 here refers to the 14th difficulty level.

It is by far the most insufferable content ever imaginable taken seriously exclusively by WoW lifers who know every minuet detail of the game inside and out. Be prepared to know every single enemy's patterns and mechanics, which enemies should be evaded entirely, when to crowd control specific enemies and when not, which way enemies should be facing, which enemies spells to interrupt, which to kill first, the optimal path of every dungeon including every little non intended tech that can potentially save 5 seconds if done perfectly etc.

Also you better be doing good damage numbers during this all using an optimal rotation of your abilities or you WILL be subjected to the impotent rage of some megadork in his 30s seething because you wasted his time, as if the time of people playing retail WoW in 2025 has any value to waste.

But also don't worry about any of that because you're not getting invited in the first place since you play the wrong class and don't have the achievements proving you've already cleared said content.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I miss real dungeons like BRD not this timestrag bullshit

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I too miss when the game had no mechs and was braindead

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://media.tenor.com/dKyGole_qCgAAAAx/pug.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Back when the game felt more like an RPG and not some wannabe esport. Raids can have their mechanics, M+ is r-slurred slop the developers put in your trough with low effort scaling

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

M+ is literally the best thing theyve added to the game lol.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://media.tenor.com/MNd72p8203kAAAAx/mightymikepug-mighty-mike.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

infinite scaling garbage so you can do the same thing but to infinity with some ever-ticking timer that they're already considering removing. they're trying to force wow to be an esport and it never will be one

but ive seen pictures of your life, i understand why timing a +∞ is so important to you that you feel the need to diary about it. im sure when poj reads this any regret she may have had about leaving you will be assuaged

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You dont have to do serious m+. If youre bad at the game just do 10s or something.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

i dont play the game seriously enough to do any kind of content that can't be done with one hand. it was fun in college, i have no spirit for it now

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>nyeheheh I'm gonna grind this out by jerking off in the corner with my AFK build and macros for 45 min

Some people like actually playing the game, you know?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Fresh classic anniversary realms are out rn! Brd is playable!

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

MMORPGs peaked with Unrest trains.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I've known more coherent downies.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseylongp#ost:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

He's a counter strike player I think

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

if you can't heal that hallway pull maybe you should go back to 10s

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

do you have any idea what I just said?

that wasn't the hallway pull, it was the hallway pull plus both packs in the boss room, plus bubble and dropping threat so the mobs turned and 1 shot everyone.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You can play more Nintendo after you finish your vegetables and expired meat, son.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://media.tenor.com/zP7PIzonj_IAAAAx/communicate-no-idea.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Reported by:

S*x

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17346262449639504.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

would and men are gay if they wouldn't at least fondle the boobs

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseydicklet:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Reported by:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17359605184yVTmv-NqwU8YA.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

zoz

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

zle

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

zozzle

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

All of this sounds incredibly gay

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It's better than pizza bringing 18-year-old thots to his apartment so they can use him for alcohol.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Keep yourself safe???

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

In Motorstorm 2 I found a secret tunnel under the waterfall. It's very secret. Even the AI don't use it

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

buying gf

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

My wife asks, "was that a blood elf male tank?"

I know some of these words.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

wow

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Posts like this are girlfriendless behavior

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I dont care about or want anything to do with foids.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://media.tenor.com/S-lbkpilbmIAAAAx/mermaid-dogs-dogs.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Singleton cope

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#marseylookingback:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>trans player keeps plugging their stream

So you ended up jerking it to a :marseytrain:? I bet you paid for the :quote:pleasure:quote: too.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The mind of AitG

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I enjoyed diablo 4. Is this like Diablo 4?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I have no fricking idea what your talking about but know this pizzashill...I'm glad you're here :marseyembrace:

Jewish lives matter as long as they inspire pizzashill too post

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Stop playing retail, come play turtle wow

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

who still plays m+ in this dead season?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

bro needs a guild

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

meat rate??

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

fake and straight

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#l:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

How many Mythic bosses have you killed this tier pizza?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

No.

I am fine with you being a leftoid, even tho leftoids are only marginally less r-slurred (tho infinitely more insufferable) than rightoids. But a g*mer?!

I can't believe I ever thought you were human.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Is mistweaver even capable of pushing higher keys? I thought it was the weakest healer, but admittedly I haven't been paying attention too much during this season

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Mistweaver is probably the second best healer and has done 18s

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

What

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

i sit there for 10 minutes trying to explain to him why he fricked up

Genius can you explain me where are North Koreans ?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.