We all know that all shipping companies are not equal.

S tier

FedEx

Packages delivered on time, rarely lost, rarely damaged. They deliver before my business is closed. Cost to ship is competitive

A tier

USPS

Cheap, usually good times, packages lost more often but usually arrive undamaged. They deliver late, but before my business closes. Shipping costs are cheaper for small packages but they don't ship everything.

D tier

DHL

Idk if they are cheap or not but they take forever to get to me. I try to avoid people who ship DHL. Hate when I get a DHL package. It's going to take days extra to deliver and who knows when they will be here.

Amazon

Essentially DHL but the packages are a little extra beat up when I get them

F tier

UPS

UPS are a bunch of r-slurred apes posing as delivery people. I'm assuming everything is brown from them throwing their shit against the side. You are lucky if you get your UPS package within a couple of days of the expected day. When you receive it, it will be best up and parts you ordered may be stuck through the sides. There may be missing items due to holes created by aforementioned parts. They have no concept of office hours, if they even come with my package I can only assume it will be at 7, two hours after we close when I'm finishing my workout. The proud pavement ape will then spend 12 minutes playing soccer inside the ups vehicle while blocking the entire parking lot and entrance and making me wait. Then he will say, "sorry bruh, long day," forgetting I can see he didn't even leave to start his route until 2pm I HATE UPS. How are they so bad at this

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