We all know that all shipping companies are not equal.
S tier
FedEx
Packages delivered on time, rarely lost, rarely damaged. They deliver before my business is closed. Cost to ship is competitive
A tier
USPS
Cheap, usually good times, packages lost more often but usually arrive undamaged. They deliver late, but before my business closes. Shipping costs are cheaper for small packages but they don't ship everything.
D tier
DHL
Idk if they are cheap or not but they take forever to get to me. I try to avoid people who ship DHL. Hate when I get a DHL package. It's going to take days extra to deliver and who knows when they will be here.
Amazon
Essentially DHL but the packages are a little extra beat up when I get them
F tier
UPS
UPS are a bunch of r-slurred apes posing as delivery people. I'm assuming everything is brown from them throwing their shit against the side. You are lucky if you get your UPS package within a couple of days of the expected day. When you receive it, it will be best up and parts you ordered may be stuck through the sides. There may be missing items due to holes created by aforementioned parts. They have no concept of office hours, if they even come with my package I can only assume it will be at 7, two hours after we close when I'm finishing my workout. The proud pavement ape will then spend 12 minutes playing soccer inside the ups vehicle while blocking the entire parking lot and entrance and making me wait. Then he will say, "sorry bruh, long day," forgetting I can see he didn't even leave to start his route until 2pm 
I HATE UPS. How are they so bad at this
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but frick UPS
every goddarn time
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That's amazing they try all week. UPS tries three times and ships that shit back to the sender
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that is UPS, lasership marks
it delivered and then throws it out the side of the truck 
UPS will give me the next day as an estimate every day
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i'm going to seethe if trump fricks up the USPS
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It's actually amazing the government has been able to avoid fricking it up
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C Tier
my heart is telling me literally Everyone other than USPS are literally all hit or miss
D Tier
I just think it's funny that USPS is slightly worse
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Honest to god how it is here. The ups place where they park the trucks is less than a mile from me. They have sent packages back before bc they will "attempt delivery " 3 times at like 9pm and then send it back as undeliverable. I've told th, our office hours so many times. Fed ex is over an hour away and delivers faster than ups
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Lol what crawled up your butt crack and died b-word? No one asked you anyway. I don't need to give you a single reason let alone justify myself to some nameless weirdo looking for attention on the internet. But I'll humor you. I'm a lesbian and I hate children so nope, this western kitty is going to enjoy her childless freedom. But keep talking like the dumbass you are, your downmarseys speak the truth.
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