One of my coworkers told me i'd look cool as frick with dreads and should get them and id love to not have to untangle this shit every day
He's black so i have dread-hair pass
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Imma answer a bit seriously. Are you ready to handle locs? The retwists, the upkeep, the acv hair baths, relocing your own or paying money to go to a loctician, dealing with dandruff and lint etc? If so no you still a fricking mayo breh lmao ππΎββοΈ
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I honestly dont know what that entails but i have to untangle it by hand before i can wash it and actually be able to use a brush every single day. I wanna say no just because that sounds like it involves other people and i prefer to be independent to the point of possible mental illness
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I mean you can loc your own hair but it gonna take a coupla days depending on how you section it, what pattern you use for your sectioning, what locing tool you use etc. Going to a loctician is way better but itβs money and considering you cac AF just be a bit careful
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Yeah. Im the only white person where i work and they make fun of me for saying shit like "right on". But im still invited out and shit. Gonna get fricked up with them tonight for new years.
Im not gonna get dreads, probably
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neighbor if you get invited out with the brehs you aight ππΎ Looking at that pic you hair would take to locs bc no offense it doesnβt look too fine or silky but locs really take a lot a upkeep bb. Use a good conditioner and detangling comb and tbh wear a bonnet to bed like we do and your hair should be easier to manage ππΎ
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Sounds like gay shit to me ngl
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Just use conditioner before untangling in the shower and wet your hair a bit with a spray bottle before you brush it
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I already do both those things, but thanks
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I think it looks good anyway, don't listen to the virgins telling you to cut it, and I've never had dreads but it sounds like it would be a lot more work
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Dude i love my hair as it is now. Like i've met a friend because she yelled "your hair is beautiful" at me from a distance
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All I know is I've seen pretty manly dudes start crying from the pain of getting locks, but I dunno if that's because they were done wrong
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Any installation gonna be painful tbqh. Happy New Year BBSanta! Health and Happiness to you ππΎ
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Happy New Year
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I think you should get a haircut
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Imagine the smell.
McDonalds, some cheap Walmart shampoo and cheap butt weed.
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Frick off, dad
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How long since you had it short?
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2009
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You could use a look change bro, 12 years is too much
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I have natural dreads like hair and everyone ask cigarette from me or think I am some happy go junkie. So itβs not worth to have it
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I smoke and am an alcoholic. Also one time an actual junkie asked me if i had something to tie up his arm while he shot up because he thought i was a junkie too so nothing will really change
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In my case I never smoked in my life or drunk. So itβs kinda annoying
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Its annoying for me too, leave me alone and get your own shit, strangers
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Have you tried taking a shower?
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I love showers
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Try taking a few more and maybe they won't get confused.
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Nah itβs cringe on a mayo
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Cultural appropriation is based but only if he starts saying neighbor
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I actually do if im flabbergasted enough
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But you're a mayo
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I already addressed that
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Are you a foid?
I just realized that's a goatee, I wondered what the heck was going on in that picture. I say ask the other members of your band what their opinion is.
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maybe you could work somewhere with better pay than walmart if you got a haircut instead
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I work in an industry that never has me face to face with a customer so i can have face tattoos for all they care
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No.
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You're not black, your hair grows straight, you don't need to have a stinky mess of hair when you could just go to a Barbara
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My hair literally doesnt grow straight. There's a picture and everything
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Looks pretty straight to me desu
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Do you want to smell bad and have lice?
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I feel like I'm reading another language when I look at that link in removeddit. Based? nu-male? And why do they hate the nintendo switch so much? I googled "soyboy meme" and now I'm even more mystified.
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Shave your face and get a haircut r-slur
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Of course not. Don't be fricking ridiculous. You should shave your head and get horns. Anything else is masturbation.
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Get a haircut.
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Dude you look dirty as frick shower you gross motherlover
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B-word butt hipster jewish chad keep yourself safe
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Or, if you prefer, start HRT
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You should get some basic hygiene, ew
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Frick you i smell like lavender
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yes and while you're at it paint your face white, your lips red, some blue triangles under and over your eyes and get a little rudolph nose for good measure you bozo mf ππππππ
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Frick no you dirty git.
These are only worth it if that's the hippy dippy lifestyle you lead. Don't do it. In fact get a haircut.
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I only get haircuts for funerals and even then just a trim
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Just think of the hassle you'll get with some dreadlocks and the next funeral/wedding you're at.
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No frick dreads, you just need a routine. Stop brushing unless your hair is wet and trim off your split ends to make detangling 10 times easier. You only need to detangle when you wash, and you shouldn't be washing every day.
The curly hair subreddit is full of attention-seeking gussy, but the faq/wiki is actually really helpful if you want to take a look.
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I had hair to my shoulders, itβs a huge fricking pain. Much better when itβs only as long as to my eyebrows.
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