Hello once again my lovelies. Because nothing says drama like chaos and a broken voting process, we're back with a surprise twist for the Dramatard of the Year award! In true site fashion, the original vote has been thrown into disarray thanks to:
1. Nominee withdrawals (they said they were "too good" for this, smh).
2. Incorrect nominee names (classic).
3. Janitor interference (the plot thickens ).
4. Indian cyberattacks (you know who you are).
It's giving Miss Universe 2015, but with less Steve Harvey and more Reddit-tier clownery.
After sorting through the mess, two nominees have emerged as the undeniable favorites, being effectively tied in votes after the dust has settled. To make this a truly fair contest, let's settle this once and for all with a sudden death vote! The finalists are:
@BWC
A Brazilian sigma wrapped in a mystery and sprinkled with a touch of spice. I'll be honestβI have no idea what this guy's deal is because I haven't been around much, but apparently, you all love him. Or at least tolerate him enough to make him a finalist. Is it the mystery? The charisma? The raw chaotic energy? Who knows, but they're here, and they want the crown.
@J
The brilliant mind behind @CrossTalkPM, restoring the lost art of pinging to the masses after the Reddit admins cruelly took away that beloved feature back in the olde subreddit days. A true hero of petty grievances, J restored order to our chaotic kingdom when we needed it most.
This is it, folks: two enter, one leaves. Will the crown go to the Brazilian sensation, or the bot-building champion of our ping-deprived hearts? You decide.
And yes, as always, I've asked ChatGPT to write this because I'm lazy. But hey, if you wanted a better announcement, you should've voted for me as janitor of the year.
Happy voting, and may the most dramatic win! π
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!metashit !pings vote for @BWC
This is a threat
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!coomers he's one of you, vote for him
!ranchers he's r-slurred
!r-slurs he's r-slurred
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