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[GOOMBLE :marseyladybugcapitalist:] Will the US confirm the existence of extraterrestrial alien life by the end of 2025?

You all think I'm crazy but mark my words - when Trump gets back in office he's gonna BLOW THE LID OFF this whole alien cover-up that's been going on since Roswell!! He already TRIED to do it before but the deep state blocked him, but this time he's coming back with a VENGEANCE and he's gonna release ALL THE FILES about the reverse-engineered alien tech they've been hiding at Area 51 and the secret treaties with the Greys and the underground bases in Dulce, New Mexico!! He's the only one with the guts to stand up to the military-industrial-extraterrestrial complex and their Illuminati puppet masters who've been keeping humanity in the dark about our true cosmic heritage and the REAL origin of human civilization!! Trump knows EVERYTHING about the ancient astronaut program and the hybrid breeding experiments and he's gonna expose it ALL!! The mainstream media won't be able to hide the TRUTH anymore when he wheels out the preserved alien bodies from Wright-Patterson AFB on live TV!!! - 29 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)

no because ufos are sea peoples - 187 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)


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No, but I think we got a real shot at some spicy JFK files being opened :marseyjfk:

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i'm all in

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Trump will reveal government secrets the same day he locks up Hillary

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@pizzashillary in the psyche ward

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So never

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Trump will step away from the podium as a giant screen unfurls behind him. A projected will start playing, showing armored vehicles driving up to a Nantucket residence. Hulk Hogan steps out wearing a flak jacket with no shirt wielding a sledgehammer and says "it's over Hillary, time to pay". He smashes in the door as a SWAT team storms her house, carrying Hillary out in handcuffs.

Trump looks at the crowd- "wow that was really something. Already winning very bigly. Now, introducing Little Pimp!"

Lil Pump comes onstage with Kanye wearing boxy costumes and begins singing "youre such a frickin hoe"

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So day one. :marseythumbsup2:

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HILLARY FOR PRISON


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:quote: the deep state stopped trump the first time, but this time it'll be different! :quote:

the cry of magas everywhere

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Whoever says yes should be shot

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Heavily regarded. They are obviously American secret aviation projects. Showing the number 2 player that your weapons capabilities are actually an entire century ahead of them is always a really bad idea. Primarily because humans have this weird superpower where just knowing something can be made makes the likelihood of recreating it by another group of humans increase 100x per decade.

Secondly, its really not worth it to send UFOs to another planet with intelligent life on it. Cosmic distances are too vast and if you already have the technology required to recon and seed another planet, then you also have the technology to already begin colonizing the planets around you and build up artificial planetoids within your own solar system. Which would be far easier to pull off.

Humoring the idea that there is already an alien species close to us in terms of cosmic distances, they would end up colonizing so much of their own solar system before they ever try to arrive at ours, that we would have been able to spot the signs of their existence with ease.

Thirdly, non-human intelligent life evolving in the oceans would absolutely be traceable. For them to be untraceable for so long would require that not a single submarine sonar pinged them ever, their civilization releases zero traceable energy signatures, and that even if those two points were true, that they leave no mark on any living being in the ocean that also interacts with humans. For example- we figured out gigantic deep ocean squids exist because you could find their marks on whales. Any intelligent oceanic life would have left similar markings or evidence of their existence on other life around them.

Fourth, inter-dimensional aliens is clearly an r-slured idea. You would have to humor the idea of alternate timelines and somehow we are the ones in the "slow one" where our tech would have to be centuries behind the other guys because we haven't even figured out that the fabric of time can actually be altered to let us move into other realities. Nothing in physics actually suggests that alternate universes even exist.

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What we are seeing out there is a mix of government psyop, AI made vids, secret government projects, and civilian drones. No aliens.

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Some people are able to display their intelligence by going on at length on a subject and never actually saying anything. This ability is most common in trades such as politics, public relations, and law. You have impressed me by being able to best them all, while still coming off as an absolute idiot.

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Counterpoint; cargo cults. They live on the same planet like us, sometimes spot planes and think they're big birds. Due to their limited understanding of the world, cannot comprehend that humans built huge flying machines. When they saw planes for the first time, they believed they are Gods and couldn't believe that humans built them.

In the same way, humans a the cargo cult to space civilizations; backwards and r-slurred, unable to communicate or spot the existence of other species. We see their craft flying past us and we see signs of them, but don't know what they are. If we try to communicate, it'd be like a single tribesman on a small island shouting at the ocean; nobody hears you and you don't hear anything back. If we try to look at their craft, all we see is a plane flying over our huts at night and shining bright lights, we can't make up a shape and we don't know how it works and will never understand.

UFOs flying past our planet could be probes or debris; most of it flies by, melts into the atmosphere or simply makes a scan and walks away. The aliens don't care to communicate with us. It'd be like you trying to talk to a savage tribe; you can't talk to them and they're likely to kill you. They won't believe the things that contradict their beliefs and you will get nothing from them. So why bother?

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but you do hear the sentenalise shouting on the beach. The invention of satellites made us better at being able to detecting more mundane forms of communication. Not worse.

Same reason we have some tards trying to hang out with lions. Tourism money.

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I don't care, sorry boo

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>thinks the UFOs are the sea people and not the people from the inner layers of the onion world

:marseydisagree#:


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chuds rly believe cryonic luxury space adolf will emerge from the hollow earth to save them. smh

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Whatever became of the new jersey UFOs drones?

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oh that was my kids playing with their xmas presents, sorry about that

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!goomblers, he's primed the slots

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Holy shit. What are you going to do with all that loot?!?

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Be specific on the 'yes' condition here: if we find some microbe on mars or does it need to be advanced alien life?

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It doesn't matter because carp voted yes and you're betting against carp. You're gonna lose

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I would NEVER allow carp to interfere with the SANCTITY of the goomble polls.

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The last time this happened it was your poll as well :marseytabletired2:

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Yes, and we've had carp killed and replaced with an e-girl following that incident.

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Does something live outside of human contact.

Not that hard innit

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The poll is clear enough.

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Did you ever pay out the bets (MULTIPLE) with your b-word sister in law


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Multiple? I only remember this one.

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Yes. But it wont be anything like we thoughtit would be like.

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:marsey#sal:

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Morelike GAYliens

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I wonder what alien bussy is like?

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:marseydoomer: I WISH

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!remindme 2 weeks "close the aliens bet (probably trump aliensed already)"

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I will be messaging you on 31.01.2025, 18:11 UTC to remind you of this comment

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close the aliens bet (probably trump aliensed already)

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also !remindme 01.01.2026 "resolved the slaliens bets"

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I will be messaging you on 01.01.2026, 18:14 UTC to remind you of this comment

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Don't ever reply back to me in bold hyper large text again. You are out of your depth. This is a warning.

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