I mean you must be one of those people that donates to local charities, right? I bet you donate a significant amount of your paycheck.
Oh, you don't? Understandable, you do work at McDonald's, after all. Well, I bet that you spend a lot of time volunteering though. Like serving homeless people at a soup kitchen or cleaning up litter.
Wait, seriously? You don't do that either? I just thought with all your free time you would. I would, you know, but I have a wife and kids haha. Well, at least you are a generally likable person, and try to get along with other people, right? Like you are probably the kind of person to help your friends out in a time of need, or bake cookies and give them to your neighbor.
You don't do that either? You are, in fact, a bitter, antisocial incel? Wow, could've fooled me. But, I bet that because you are "politically active" you spend a lot of time doing research and growing your understanding of political issues, so you have a better grasp of what's going on, right?
Okay, now you're yanking my chain! You're telling me that you only read books and blogposts from your own side of the political spectrum? You don't try to deepen your understanding of any of the issues you are advocating for outside of surface-level rhetoric. You were always such a gifted kid, I expected better... at least you engage in meaningful political activism.
You just sit on your computer and spout slogans all over the internet? Seriously? That's kind of path - I mean, probably advancing some needle somewhere, I guess. Well, I mean I at least you have other hobbies.
That's the only thing you do in your freetime?? This has been a beautiful week and you spent it inside? Don't you get bored or depressed?
Okay, well at least I got one thing right. Hey buddy, just remember that your mother and I love you very much, and that you are such a sweet and special young man. I just wish you would get out more. Enjoy life, you know? You don't look that bad, you could probably catch a girlfriend if you took a little better care of yourself. Let me tell you, having you was the biggest blessing in my life, I wouldn't trade it for the world. I just wish - ah forget it, your old man is getting soft
*closes door*
*shitposting resumes*
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Boomers have lived enough. ALl they do now is vote republican. @Administrator say we just off them and establish our prosperous communist state. trans lives matter
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Boomers just get welfare and coof all day
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Redditors just lack the emotional literacy to understand that coping can be a really good thing that helps you live your life. They see themselves as super rational and logical because feelings are for stupid women, so they think their negative feelings are not actually feelings at all, but objective facts. In their minds, distracting themselves from their negative emotions is distracting themselves from reality.
And again, they think feelings are stupid, so they’re never gonna go out do their way to learn about mental and emotional health. So maybe they haven’t even really heard of the concept that (healthy) coping is a good and important skill to have, idk. They probably think they’re too smart to go to a therapist or read a self help book or anything like that.
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Unfathomably based post
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I loved this thank you
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Thanks king
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I'll have you know that I do not live with my father, but with my grandmother, and she puts my shitposting to shame with her fedposting towards rightoid strangers on facebook.
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She gets a pass
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This is sad
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imagine sitting down and writing this...
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I was actually standing up
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oh, so yer politically active but you don't even support local craftspeople and business owners by purchasing their hand made chairs? wow.
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> politically active
I won't take this sitting down
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Are ya winning, son?
https://streamable.com/e/u5wky3
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Books are giving them too much credit
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no u :)
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> pinkoid
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Writing this much about an imaginary internet opponent
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Actually I think this is all lifted from the bait post one of us dramatards planted on /pol/ yesterday, it looks familiar the responses.
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its autobiographical
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It's autoerotic asphyxiation
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Do you get off from being the dumbest person on the internet? Or is it just for fun?
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is this comment from longpost bot?
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No but it totally should be
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Everytime I get a downvote I touch myself
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Upvoted
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You teasing b-word
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All of the top commentors on this post are pinkoids. What does that tell you?
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Pinkies should be unable to change their color tbh
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That non-pinks are Internet try-hards and got too butthurt to post
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Correct
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too lazy to change it
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lol you changed it
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I just want to be cool like you
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