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I can't wait for the final show for him to reveal that he's been the most dedicated Character Comedian ever.

I hope he goes off to do what he was always meant to do and voice act Doom Guy in the next game.

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HECKIN EPIC DOOMSLAYERINO???

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It's music from Who Framed Roger Rabbit where they were reminiscing about Eddie's brother

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Heck of a goodbye haha

You're going to have to deal with this yourselves now. They're coming to kill you and your family.

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Forgot about this guy. Is he going to prison or something??

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His wife beat the absolute shit out of him. Turned into Rocky and just decimated his butt. The police said it looked like a Mortal Kombat finisher. Alex was dead on the operating table for 12 seconds.

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WAIT WHAT???

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dead on the operating table

Lol

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My man got Christmas Carol'd by The Holy Spirit

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Pls daddy Jones, don't leave me

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Better buy them supplements while I still can

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I guess it only takes one nationally publicized lawsuit where your defenders claim you are a comedian to keep you out of trouble, for a serious righteous talkshow host to be kicked off the air? Sad.

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If you are talking about worldwide defence systems production and technology, I think my 25+ years trumps YOUR experience and EXPERTISE.

I've DESIGNED and CODED a 65,000+ objects per second 10,000 fps autonomous vision recognition system attached to a very high-powered 160,000 KMH (i.e. 100,000 mph) super-cavitating linear induction coil Rods-from-God gun system that can FULLY autonomously find, recognize, differentiate, track, hunt, target and do fire-control from a database of 200,000 different types and classes of vehicles, vessels, submersibles, weapons, planes, spacecraft, terrain, buildings, animals, people, etc.

With 22,000 LBS (11 TONNES!) of kinetic energy PER ROUND at 6000 rounds per minute, it can dig a trench 500 kilometres long, 400 metres+ wide and up to 200 metres deep in less than half an hour! (we also UPPED its original level of firepower!)

Ergo, it can DIG ACROSS A VERY NICE CANAL through the ENTIRE Korean DMZ in barely 30 mins! It can ALSO OBLITERATE FROM THE SKY multiple 30,000 kmh DF-21, SS47, D5 Trident ICBMs, and 10,000 kmh Hypersonic Moskvets, Sunburns and Falcon-X missiles even IF they do close-in sudden last-second evasive maneuvering!

The weapons I DESIGN are made for an enemy FAAAAAR WORSE than any current set of human armed forces, sooooooooo, I think MY long-term expertise in actual real-world large-scale offensive and defensive military weapons system design and manufacture QUITE outstrips your expertise and/or experience!

In terms of narcotics, may I suggest multiple shots of Asbach Uralt German Brandy with your liverwurst pate on toasted very dark rye bread! I find that QUITE REFRESHING in terms of clearing the mind of clutter!

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