For the love of god, you degenerates need to wash your buttholes. You sit around dunking on gussy, and my cute pink kitty is far superior than your nasty buttholes.
Facts: gussy > bussy
Oh, also, more peepee pics and less buttholes ffs.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. 
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One time i literally ripped the battery out of my phone because i accidentally started sending a peepee pic to a chick i had just gone on a second date with instead of the pictures of us on the date that she requested.
Are you saying i should have just let it send?
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That's how you filter out all the LVW. If they hate peepee pics, dump them immediately.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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She literally doesnt like s*x, claims to be asexual. Only reason i didn't make her my girlfriend.
I still drunkenly message her years later and 400 miles away. I really should have let it send
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I honestly don't understand how any woman doesn't like s*x. I imagine they never had good s*x and that's why.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I can imagine the only hecking valid reason being trauma
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I wouldnt be surprised if she literally is still a virgin. She was one when we met. She's hot, driven, cool as frick, can do a cartwheel in rollerblades, cosplays, blahblah. And she's been single her entire life. And she wanted to date me so it's not like her standards are too high. It's literally just the s*x thing that holds her back
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I can change her
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You really earned that crown King
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Same but they claim muh soggy knee whenever I say it
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"accidently"
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I was driving around with my friends and stoned as heck, so i kept putting my phone down. I picked it up, saw my pictures were open and went to delete the peepee pic because i already sent it to the only chick i sent peepee pics to, except when i tapped it it attached it to send to this chick because i forgot i was sending her pictures. I spazzed out, dropped my phone, and when i picked it up it was sending
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