If you liked "Communism has failed every time it has been tried", you'll love "Free love has failed every time it has been tried"! Not only can you act smugly superior to leftists, you'll also finally have an excuse to hate hippies and "degenerates"! Interested? Read on for more information!

"Every time"? you may ask. "Isn't that just a hippy thing?" WRONG! Ever since the """enlightenment""", and to this very day (polycules) variations of this same idea have been proposed:

1. Everyone has s*x with each other
2. Everyone raises all of the children

Do the math, and it is seemingly objectively a good idea:

• Everybody loves s*x, so more sexual partners means more s*x =>
• Get bored of one partner? No big deal, just switch to another partner =>
• The group as a whole disciplines the children so there isn't a monopoly - aka, no more child abuse =>
• The group pools thier money on the children (c*mmunism 🤮) so they all get equal opportunities =>

It is also (in some circumstances) philosophically a good idea . After all, aren't the notions of "property" and "ownership" something that are corrupting humanity from its formerly perfect state? Some philosophers sure thought so, including greats such as Rousseau and (probably) Marx . Besides that, many have that general, vauge intuition that the world is getting worse as a result of greed and it's ilk. And what greater manifestation of property is there than the property of family? The woman I have married is MY wife, my wife calls me HER husband, the children are MY children, and they call me THIER father. Whose right is it to say that a human being is owned in this way??? r/aboringdystopia r/latestagecapitalism

Well, God would. The Bible is pretty clear that s*x should only happen within the bounds of marriage, what I just described ain't a marriage ( "what about when a man took multiple wives" that's a different thing because there was only one man, so it still marginally made sense. Of course, if you read the Bible there are plenty examples of this being an absolute pain in the butt for everyone involved. I mean think about it, all of the women have the hots for one man. Imagine the catfights!) So every time this has been proposed, the Christcucks all get together and say "this is degeneracy stop having fun!" Yeah, whatever, grandpa. I'll just be banging more hoes than you've laid eyes upon

THE SADDEST WORDS IN TOUNGE AND PEN, ARE "THE CHRIST CUCKS WERE RIGHT AGAIN"

A few problems always end up happening:

• It turns out that people don't like sharing their sexual partners, and, if they do, they are fricking cucks. Beyond s*x, it seems that the sort of intimate love that occurs in a monogamous relationship can't be scaled up to multiple people. It also turns out that these illogical apes still have emotions and desire intimate love.
• STDs, obviously.
• Mothers and their children have a very intense bond, that also can't be scaled up very well. This is mostly because how few children we have. A single child takes nine months to gestate fully. Other animals, on the other hand don't really give a shit about their young because of how many they have at once (see: pigs).
• Studies have shown that children do best when they have a mother and a father. This makes evolutionary sense, children have had a mother and a father since we were frogs.
• Without someone constantly invested specifically in their development, children end up getting neglected. For an example, look at any orphanage ever.
• etc

What you should take away from this """essay""":

• Never join a free love commune, because it's either a ponzi scheme or it will collapse in about a year
• Radical new ideas about human society based on SCIENCE, FACTS, and LOGIC might be really fricking bad so maybe be careful idk tho
• It's possible to write """political""" posts that actually have a clear argument and point without being hyperfocused on current events.
• If you are a female, you should be wearing a burka at all times. If you are a male, you should be fully nude.