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be bald

be fat

make a show about a high school girl and her lesbian friends beating vampires with kicks

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Don't forget fricking all the actresses, making millions, and having a bizarre cult of personality. Everyone else were the lolcows, he was just riding the tiger.

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Dude has literally ruined film/writing for the forseeable future due to his quippy garbage. I hope some schizo actuallesbians clown pistols his brains out on some street corner one day in minecraft (jk in IRL)

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Since we’re pooping on joss whedon ive always wanted to talk about this quote from him:

"Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke."

This is such a terrible fricking quote and it annoys me its held up like good advice. Its the reason why most films have tone destroying quips after any moment of sincerity

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Of course thats his quote.

I remember i tried sitting through one of the new capetrashes with the GotG characters in it.

Something "existentially awful" would be happening and one of the characters would turn around and say "so wait are we fighting the big bad guy now?"

Literally almost every scene. And people call me a dweeb for lamenting the death of the matrix knockoffs made in the early 00s.

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Agreed. I can over look the sexual harassment and abuse, But now every movie wants to use Whedon speak. Which is a far worse crime.

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Sexual harrassment and abuse is part and parcel for male feminists. Getting mad at that is like getting mad at a pitbull for eating another child. Its in their nature. We already know a woodchipper could solve the problem.

But its not often one of these clowns changes the entire cultural landscape for the worse.

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This is who watches Joss Whedon shows.

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Moids posting their L’s

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Yeah I ain't reading all that. :marseylongpost:

Any interesting bits to share?

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i felt like I had to sleep with them. They were the kinds of girls that had ignored him when he was younger

I'm barely paraphrasing

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He had a relationship with a woman where she was his "doll" for a year.

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