https://old.reddit.com/r/adultery/comments/nc3jbr/too_ugly_for_adultery
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\45. DB at home. Tried multiple dating sites, was honest about my situation and intentions. 1 in 10 responds. 1 in 40 actually meets up. No action as I always get told that the attraction wasnt there. Dont know which direction to go. Just needed to vent.
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I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme trains owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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