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I love this because it's a perfect encapsulation of an armchair expert 
thinking that xhe/zhem knows everything about a topic they very clearly know literally nothing about
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Okay, I don't know if this is actually incest since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes.
When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ***, then put it back in.
I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the potty and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the potty. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug. Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this ***** so Satan couldn't stick his peepee in my pooper and make me gay
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Dude wtf?! Other people didn't have to wear poop plugs growing up???
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