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Bardfinn

Bardfinn fricked my dog to death. I was out walking my dog, and watching out for Bardfinn, since a lot of children had been murder-r*ped near my house, when he snuck up behind me and hit me with a billyjack. I knew my anal chastity was doomed as I passed out and hit the concrete, but even in my most fentanyl fueled nightmares I never imagined the depths of depravity he would sink to. I woke up with my dog missing and my anus on fire. I made it to the hospital on time to prevent getting AIDS because Bardfinn had been murder-raping a bunch of starving African children a month prior. They refused to let me make myself a sandwich out of the contents of the medical waste container. I had to eat at Subway instead. while they were pumping my blood and treating my fractured anus I got a link to a private video on youtube. By the time the doctor let me have my phone back it had been deleted. Whatever it was must have been horrifying because the Anesthesiologist immediately started drugging himself, although the doctors assured me that’s just something he does. After I got out of the hospital I got a link to a dailymotion video. This one lasted long enough to see footage of bardfinn fricking my dog. She was screaming. I didn’t think dogs could do. Surrounding him were the corpses of other pets he had murder-r*ped, including a bengal tiger and hundreds of pigeons. Just then Mike Tyson burst in, grab Bardfinn, and bit his ear off. Bardfinn unsheathed his demonic claws and stabbed Mike Tyson in the kidneys. He let out an animalistic roar and began to punish Bardfinn, but, as everyone knows , the devil gave Bardfinn inhuman toughness as part of his demonic pact. It went out for hourd like a DBZ fight. At one point Tyson stabbed Bardfinnn with a cross, but since he’s a Muslim it didn’t work for him. I got bored, switched it off, and went to bed. The next morning Reddit had a press conference for investors l. Bardfinn was there wearing my dogs skin as a loincloth and Mike Tyson as a skinsuit. His response to every question was to scream “I’m the BIPOCgod! I’m the BIPOCgod”, open his Tyson shirt, and expose his malformed poorly shaped breasts, or yell “the natural advantage” and expose his surgically enhanced former micropeepee. He had a pump he used to get it instantly erect and kept fiddling with it. All in all the investors agreed it still wasn’t as horrifying as when he dug up Jonbenet Ramsey’s corpse and fricked it onstage. After hearing this Bardfinn was outraged and began shooting lightning out of his peepee. Bet you didn’t know he could do that.