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(basically a lawlzpost) pitch idea: sitcom about manletmessiah and pizzashill living in an apartment together

the premise of the work is that messiah is constantly trying to get kitty despite being 5"6 and constantly talking about his reddit celebrity. im thinking he should be played by Peter Dinklage and his on again off again girlfriend shoudl be played by Zendaya. pizzashill is played by James Dreyfus and when he's not trying to pick up men or have gay s*x with messiah he's constantly tweeting. one episode has him get in a fight with Adam Baldwin where he sucker punches him in the lungs. The theme song should be a cover of Charmless Man by Blur but man is made plural. it should have an 80 million dollar budget

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May Allah break the backs of all those who support these disease-ridden rodents.

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