We can increase the number of toddlers he's able to maul per minute (MTpM), we can increase his bite force. We can increase the number of faces he's able to rip off before being put down.
Most importantly, we have made him even more attractive to white women. Once they see this dog it's over. It's all over because he's going to eat their faces
As soon as we unleash our creation upon the world, every single city in every single state in this great nation will ban pitbulls forever. They will be labeled as weapons of mass destruction and remain stockpiled in some secretive military bunker for the rest of history.
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Turning more toddlers into your skeleton army?
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