Most well adjusted r/AntiWork poster tries to reconnect with wealthy father by offering to suck his peepee - is rudely rebuffed

staring into the abyss and all that

Do you want me to suck your peepee?

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Grow a pair

Growing up is realizing that there is no end to Mr. Bones' wild ride. At first you hear the falsehood that it's only twelve hours and forty five minutes. When that time passes you are fed the real insidious lie that it's seven years in game time from your perspective. But you were fed that lie eight years ago and you are slowly coming to the realization that there was never an end to Mr. Bones' wild ride, you are starting to doubt there was a beginning. You are starting to suspect that not even death can free you, that if you were to throw yourself on to the tracks you would not die, and if somehow you did die you would awaken with a start right back in your seat. In time you may piece together that at some point you angered a powerful AI that has decided to make you live out the rest of the universe in eternal real darnation.

Silly picture

*least, you mean

Snappy, pull up those gay reproduction stats

@cynic The AI seems to have developed antiquated sexual ethics.

How does snappy do it !slots60

r/bartardstories is better for more goofy stories even though those people might be even worse

honestly the best writers always expose themselves to the worst garbage humanity has to offer. builds character, pun intended. some get from journ*lism, others from life experience.

vonnegut, palahniuk, fear and loathing guy etc.

Drug addicts typically have the wildest stories, that and dudes who have grown up in the hood or went to war.

Alcoholics write so much better than other addicts, unlike the seriousbros at r/stopsmoking, who just communicate in short, angry sentences.

I have no s*x drive as of late. Just watching Blue Velvet for the countless time. Week 4 of this bender. Not working. I met someone from the local drug store, I stayed with her last night and we sang songs together and drank box wine until the morning. She’s an alcoholic too. Gave me some xanax and a few norcos. Not really into opiates/opioids, but sure. I like candy. Her dog bit my face. Chihuahua, no significant damage. No point to this post. Should dry out soon. No money left.

Any pics bad enough to make ghost him are probably jail time territory

It’s hard to find laughs to have when it’s so depressing

By posting Marseys

Yiff porn

Least degenerate bussylover.

That's the point, it's self-aware degenerates who don't want help. That's also why it's one of the best subs on reddit.

Bummer

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