I imagine myself in Ottawa, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop vxxed dogs from advancing. We mow down vxxed dogs but they keep coming. I shoot vxxed dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering vxxeds, since vxxeds are way more psychically inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. vxxeds were shooting me from a distance like a cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see KARA BOΔA (Joe Rogan) smiles at me, I smile back... Then I woke up, in America, my homeland. My UNVAXXED brethren gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..
God I wish this were me.
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I'm gonna keep posting this until I get it through your head.
Wearing a condom during s*x doesn't mean you're having s*x. You're literally fricking a plastic bag, your peepee isn't actually touching the vagina. If you've had s*x with hundreds of women but each and every time you wore a condom you would still be a virgin since your peepee never made contact with the vagina. It's literally the softcore version of a chastity cage, imagine cucking yourself before putting your peepee inbetween some nasty roastie curtains. Imagine sticking your peepee inside a girl and still being a virgin, kek.
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