:marseysalutearmy: Autist of the military-Enthusiast community part 1: The tale of the Wehraboo Furry r-slur :marseywolf: :marseytankushanka: :marseyhitler2:

This will be an ongoing series covering some famous lolcows in the already super neurodivergent military enthusiast community. I got the idea to make these posts based on this video though its a it sparse on detail on cows like BlackTailDefense. Also I know you guys are too fricking neurodivergent to listen or read anything that isn't filled with pictures of cats and split into neat paragraphs so this is me spoon feeding you zoomer brained fricks.

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WOW LOOK RDRAMA ITS THE FUNNY CAT

Now that I got your attention lets get ahead and cover this incredible r-slur: BlackTailDefense. The "man" that believes the King Tiger could kill a modern American MBT in a duel. He has a youtube channel where he uploads only the most r-slurred of takes but the true highlight is his fur affinity page. Besides the expected usual degeneracy it is the place where he shows of his incredible designs such as this incredible piece of shit the F/A-37 Strega. Copyrighted so no stealing allowed Chairforce strags! Other highlights include the "USAF's worst nightmare" the ΓΌberlegene VB 100 "blitzfighter the mere mention of will sent the Bong Queen into multiple panic attacks. Seeing this you hopefully realized this mans incredible knowledge of military design and we can get into the real meat of his genius.

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the MK.75 "Tigerwolf" :#marseyauthright:

As I already mentioned and have shown with the Blitzfighter Blacktail believes in the inherent superiority of Nazi German technology even in comparison to todays American military engineering. Well Blacktail being the patriot he is decided he would do the good old US of A a favor and combine modern US MBT's with superior Wehrmacht technology. Combined they produce this beauty of autism, the Tigerwolf. On his fur affinity page where he posted this beauty he describes it as follows.

"The Tigerwolf may look vaguely similar to contemporary MBTs, such as the ubiquitous M1-series Abrams, but is in fact wrapped around a lot of design features and technology that are completely alien to today's tanks."

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This design is so bizarre it is more reminiscent of a meth fueled 1930's tank design than anything produced in the 21st century. It features a non existent diesel engine that is about as probable as powering your E-Bike with a fusion reactor, a World War 1 artillery piece as a cannon, its own on-board engineer and so much ammo packed into this piece of shit it would better serve as an ISIS suicide bomb if it was ever penetrated.

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Highly recommend giving the page a visit (linked again here for autists) to witness the Autist getting trolled and arguing with anyone questioning his superior design.

Rando: "Nice design. Indeed the holy grail of tank tech."

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Autist: "It gets even better. As I type this response, I'm about to continue my description which, when complete, will give you some more insight into just how powerful this design is."

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Rando: "My God...it's a tinderbox waiting for the match of a laser or particle beam.(...)"

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Autist: Diesel oil is incapable of burning --- it can put out a matchstick. Only when atomised in a small, enclosed, oxygen-rich space can it even explode. So, in essence, it can only combust in an engine.

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GENIUS!

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Luckily, his genius is not only contained on his Youtube or Furry Facebook. He is also a contributor to the greatest military information website on the web: https://military-today.com/. There he describes himself as following: (non required reading but its very funny)

I bet you would like to know about Blacktail, author of numerous articles, published on http://Military-Today.com website.

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Blactail is a very mysterious person. He is well known for specific audience, interested in weapons and military equipment. Also he is writing articles for Military-Today. However this person prefers to keep his identity in secrecy. So let's leave it this way.

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Blacktail lives in Los Angeles County, in Southern California. His interest in military equipment and affairs came from his father, who was an officer in the US Navy, and served on a Gearing class destroyer in the 1950s.

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Blacktail himself has no military, government or industrial background. However his knowledge regarding weapon and military equipment is simply astonishing. At some point in life he had no shortage of free time or sources, so he accumulated enormous amount of information on military affairs. For a long time he sat on that knowledge without applying it.

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"I'm not sure exactly how it happened, but I took an interest in military misconduct at some point in the mid-2000s" - says Blacktail. He was particularly concerned about the design, procurement, and application of weapon systems. "It bothered me that so few people were aware of these issues, and that they seemingly received little media attention" - says Blacktail. So the took it upon himself and created presentations to expose the problems.

Blacktail has deep knowledge in rare military machines, prototypes and developments, that many people have never heard of before. Also he knows a lot of interesting facts about well known weapons. "I write only what I personally study and verify" - says Blacktail. Also he has corresponded on many issues with other military experts.

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"I have taken a different approach in writing articles for Military-Today, as the site strives to maintain a neutral and analytical stance" - says Blacktail. He wrote a number of articles on military hardware that's very obscure, produced by "third party" vendors of both. Occasionally he submits articles on better-known systems that haven't already been covered on Military-Today.

Blacktail demonstrates an excellent understanding of the way how weapons operate, their historical background, and is capable serious analysis. Furthermore he tells the story in his own way. I have to say that Blacktail is rather unique among military experts, as many others are not equally knowledgeable. Channels like Discovery are asking him for an interview.

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Blacktail runs a great YouTube channel,called BlacktailDefense. It has nearly 500 videos and lots of information on weapons and military equipment. And you won't find anywhere else some of that information. His channel is almost exclusively dedicated to military misconduct, mostly concerning issues with the Stryker, Bradley fighting vehicle and M1 Abrams tank. His views are often at odds with those that are widely accepted. Consequently he became a controversial figure on the internet. His channel is constantly updated and many people love it.

Make sure to check out his YouTube channel (BlacktailDefense).

YOU DEFINETLY SHOULD :#marseyagree: :#marseyagree: :#marseyagree: :#marseythumbsup:

Sadly, this beautiful beacon of lolcow-ism has not been preserved for us to this day. If you go to his furaffinity.net page you will be greeted by a 2 year old post. (non required reading)

Bad news

Those of you who have been following my work for a long time will have seen that there's been a steady decline in it. Increasingly less has been created and posted over time, with increasingly long gaps and hiatuses. It's also been ages since I posted anything here, even a journal. I admit that you've deserved an explanation for a very long time, but I've been reluctant to give one. I didn't want to burden you with my emotional baggage, but as of today, I don't see any point in being quiet about it any longer.

I spent some of my late teens and all of my adult life caring for my mother, who after a long and bitter series of injuries and illnesses became bed-ridden. We'd tried hiring many professional nurses and care-givers from time to time, but they all proved too expensive and inexperienced to be of any help. My dad is much older than her and not as sturdy or healthy as he used to be, my sister has a proper job that keeps her busy for most of the time, and we aren't exactly wealthy, so it was inevitable that I would be her primary care-giver. The reason my work has declined so much is because this role became increasingly demanding over time, and my mom was more important to me than anything I created or put onto the internet. Simply put, she was my highest priority.

I can't begin to tell you how difficult it was. She had MS and couldn't walk, had weak upper body strength and arms, little traction or tactile sensation on her hands, and little dexterity. Getting her out of bed and into a wheelchair --- and vice-versa --- was a tremendous physical challenge that a physical therapist actually trained me for, and even then my father and sister still had to assist us. It was a tremendous emotional and psychological challenge as well, because of her personality, hostility under pressure, and the possibility that she could slide out of the wheelchair and end up on the ground (which happened a few times).

Before reading any further, know that the rest of this from here on is EXTREMELY and increasingly bleak; it might be as devastating for you to read as it is for me to write.

The worst part is that she contracted sepsis via MRSA (a multiple drug resistant bacteria), and a surgeon had to remove part of a heel to stop it from getting worse. But the thing about MRSA, is that once it's in your blood, you have it for the rest of your life. Science and medicine haven't figured-out a way to remove it.

Mom ended up in the hospital at least a half-dozen times in 15 years because of this infection, bringing her perilously close to death every time. The only antibiotics that worked on her were two or three of the most powerful yet devised, and they were also poisonous. Many different internal maladies could cause an infection, usually in the form of kidney stones; either could cause the other, and would feed off one another in a vicious cycle. One such infection occured the day after our air conditioner broke-down, and despite our best efforts, she had become dehydrated and developed a kidney stone.

Early in February she developed another sepsis infection, this time so bad that she lost consciousness, almost stopped breathing by the time the paramedics arrived, and the use of CPR was the only reason she was still alive by then. When my family and I went to the hospital, that's when the rollercoaster started.

I had originally written much more about the circumstances of my mom's stay at the hospital, but I decided short of finishing that it would be disrespectful both to my mom and to you readers to just throw all that onto the internet for everyone to read. So I'll tell you the outcome.

At around dawn on March 4th 2020, my mother died.

A part of me died with her. We're now only a family of three, my entire world is shattered, and I don't even know what anything is anymore. I'm struggling to cope with the grief, with living without my mom's insight and enthusiasm, with trying to live day by day in this horrible new existence I suddenly live in and can't escape. It's even harder watching my family struggle with this.

Even so, I'm not going to give up on my life or my family. My mom wouldn't have wanted that. It's also my intention to eventually create and post more content on my web pages later, but I need to get my life in order first.

At the very least, now you all know why my creative endeavors have been such a struggle.

Blacktail, signing out...

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Not even gonna Marsey-fy this as this is bleak as shit lol.

TLDR: His mum croaked.

On this sad note ends the tail of todays autist. But fret not. More parts shall follow soon. Little teaser: We are gonna talk about some flying tanks.

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Peace out g*mers!

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Thanks for anyone reading this or even clicking on this post!

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This took a lot of effort and time to write but those who enjoy effort posts will (I hope) have a fun 10-20 minute experience reading about this lolcow.

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As I already said this will be a multiple parts "series" of rdrama posts about military community lolcows. I myself are not engaged in this community nor do I have much knowledge about military hardware and such but this was still entertaining for me and I hope this applies to you as well. Have fun and thanks again!

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I enjoyed the write up. You talking about Sparky's Aero-Gavin next?

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YOU BET WIGGA. Btw I presume your trip to white Russia is cancelled for the time being?

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It was never solidified, just a contingency to get material prepped for. Still going to Africa as of now

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The youtube algorithm must have finally figured out I'm a dramanaut because I watched the same video yesterday and I was thinking these people would make for some good dramaposts, starting with the furry.

The one time I've encountered these people in the wild is on wikipedia where there was some war on the M113 page when they tried to say it was known as the "Gavin". It was just one of those things where you're on wikipedia and you see a kind of bizarre claim with a bunch of "[citation needed]" after it and you know that there must be some spicy neurodivergent struggle going on behind the scenes. I had no idea it was linked to Sprey and his auti reformers.

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That r-slur arguing about the Gavin is Mike Sparks.

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Oh nice, the man himself: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:M113_armored_personnel_carrier/Archive_1

This is to the "combat engineer". He should watch his mouth about speaking unjustified, disrespectful ill of U.S. Army officers which is an UCMJ offense. ... If "combat engineer" wants to continue to call Army officers "nerds" he might end up calling himself "felon" or "combat engineer with bad conduct discharge".

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In that case, 1st Lieutenant Mike Sparks, USAR, will be the first to hang, having insulted so many senior officers on his pages.

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I didn't realize wikipedia autists got this heated

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10-20 minute experience reading

Further evidence towards my theory that the reason dramatards dislike longposts is that they are borderline illiterate. 10 to 20 minutes to read this? Jesus that is slow.

Liked the post though thanks keep it up, longposts are generally good posts.

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I mean im including reading all the content on the websites I posted. I only posted 3 comments from the Tigerwolf thread.

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Great post! Thank you for all the effort!!

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good post :marseythumbsup: thanks for chronicling the dude's story. always good to see this sort of effortpost around

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I'm saving this post to read when I'm on the shitter later.

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Rare Marsey :marseysoypoint:

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Reported by:

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Also I know you guys are too fricking neurodivergent to listen or read anything that isn't filled with pictures of cats and split into neat paragraphs so this is me spoon feeding you zoomer brained fricks.

You think the people who will read a longpost about some military furry autists without any Marseys are the ones who aren't spesh?! :marseyconfused:

But goodpost King :marseyaward:

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:#marseywoah:

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This is a good and funny post I swear please give it a chance. It got tanks, planes, furries, Wehraboos and even the detailed mainfesto of a son loosing his mother. Whats there to miss?

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detailed mainfesto of a son loosing his mother

That reminds me of that FurAfinnity profile with the "RIP MOM" photo sandwiched between two pieces of peepee vore artwork.

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😴 😴 😴

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Sorry that you are Zoomer brained. There is plenty of single link "drama" about :!marseytrain: bullshit down that hallway filled with feces and used condoms if you feel threatened by high quality posting.

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Good use of funny cat, it made me not instantly close the :marseylongpost:

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I read up until I saw the diagram with the diesel wenkel and 8 pounds per pound per square inch, which even 8psi for a tank seems pretty optimistic considering a sherman had 11-12 and tanks aren't getting any lighter.

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I didn't realize manufacturing and design was the same as making a DnD character sheet.

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Holy fuuuck I remember this tard from years ago. He had hot takes on how all US armored vehicle designs are basically shit and don’t stand a chance against Russian competitors so I’m surprised he decided his magnum opus would be a combined tiger and abrams. No idea he was a furry but why the frick not? He’s already neurodivergent enough

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GOLDEN BURGER

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ATTN Rardarama. """BOSS GETS DOllar I Get Dime. THAts Why I BLAST MY POROSTATE ON COmpany Time """ Tahx.

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GOLD BURGER MARSEY GO !SLOTS250

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Frick habit; !slots200

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This is neat, but the end is extremely sad. Poor guy. :marseycry:

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!blackjack100

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This post makes me wish I knew how to read.

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