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Kesha appreciation thread

Kesha appreciation thread

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Wake up in the morning feeling a need to fart

Grab my gun, I’m out the door; I’m gonna hit this mart

Before I leave, fill my gut with a burger or two

Cause when I shop, I always gotta poo

I’m talking skid marks on my clothes, clothes

Shit running to my toes, toes

People always hold their nose, nose

Muffin-topping, eating our favourite burgers

Rolling on the scooters

Racing all the poopers

Had to shart, in the mart

Really tried to fart

Tonight, Imma binge

Till my belt comes off the hinge

Tick-tock, on the scales

My diet’s gonna fail

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