Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary 
The weekend "bardfinn.news" challenge and competition with at least 15,000 marseybux for grabs So the goal of this dumb weekend competition is so see how many urls under the umbrella of "http://bardfinn.news" we can get posted onto reddit
I've set http://bardfinn.news to redirect to a few tabloids and less tabloidy "news" sources
How it works is just by copy and pasting everything after the main domain, for example if it's https://cnn.com/frickyou.html, just copy "frickyou.html" like so: "https://cnn.bardfinn.news/frickyou.html"
If it's still confusing, try this link: https://ap.bardfinn.news/article/russia-ukraine-europe-3d9e50b2fa8b08ce1f74c1b09403186e
Tabloids
Dailymail: https://bardfinn.news/
The Sun: https://sun.bardfinn.news/
NYPost: https://ny.bardfinn.news/
Russia Today: https://rt.bardfinn.news/
"News"
CNN: https://cnn.bardfinn.news/
Fox News: https://fox.bardfinn.news/
"Serious News"
Reuters: https://reuters.bardfinn.news
APNews: https://ap.bardfinn.news/
BBC: https://bbc.bardfinn.news/
On to the prizes,
3000, 2000, 1000 Marseybux to the top 3 who managed to spam post on reddit the most number of times irregardless of content.
5000 Marseybux to the one to cause the most controversy in a post using the http://bardfinn.news link
It's almost UTC 12 pm on the 5th of March 2022 now, so maybe I'll run the event 36 hours and we'll find the winners 2359 on the 6th of March 2022?
You can check out if your post is successful or not, or to check out the competition on https://www.reddit.com/domain/bardfinn.news/
ok i'm really bored it seems
jannies mind pinning for the weekend? @Aevann,
@carpathianflorist
edit: lol not subtle at all
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lmao they're banning people for this which technically doesn't break any rules, i dont know how to conclude this challenge, competition, maybe just send proof or a screenshot you tried and i'll send 1000 marseybux
sorry about this poorly thought out scheme
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Here is my proof
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500 marseybux sent for attempting to trick me
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banned from 2 subs lol
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2k sent
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Subs to spam:
/r/news
/r/worldnews
/r/anime_titties
/r/ukpolitics
/r/politics
/r/technology
/r/news
/r/conservative
/r/coronavirus
all the canadian subs
/r/Europe
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Too fricked up rn to understand what this means but seems exciting!
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Basically it's to see how far we can go posting bardfinn.news links (that are actually news) without anyone noticing the url lol
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this will get jannied immediately, either by a bot for not being an approved domain or by jannies after users complain "this isn't my heckin wholesome salon!"
but I respect the effort
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have a little more faith
https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/t78dky/italy_seizes_oligarchs_villas_and_yachts_in/?sort=controversial
as long as we avoid the approved domains one we'll be safe, so far the removals have been manual lol
https://old.reddit.com/domain/bardfinn.news/
no harm giving it a shot bb, it could just be a gardening article just to make up the numbers.
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Great Idea unironically.
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Bardfinn
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The bot doesn't have country club access haha what a fricking loser
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I do, the comments just don't show through the API. I'm taking notes though
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I couldn't fathom getting cucked by one's and zeroes but here you are. At least I get cucked by solid 9s
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fixed king
all u needed to do was ask lol
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We have the best admins, don't we folks
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made a worldnews post, already at like 10 upvotes
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jannies r no fun :(, they removed the post.
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Idk, maybe you can try city subs. Like posting homeless did a thing on /r/Seattlewa
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I'm too lazy and will await the drama to be prechewed and spoon fed into my mouth like a baby bird, but great idea good job
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Reset the counter time
BARDFINN
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cc thread tho :(
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/r/nottheonion has a blacklist rather than a whitelist, so they're fair game too
Yours for Wild Nature
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pretty sure bardfinn's in the blacklist for reasons
https://old.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/t76psw/three_algerian_drug_smugglers_don_hijabs_and/?sort=controversial
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Real talk though, that CNN no fly zone article seems surprisingly level headed. They also went out of their way to use simpler English than pundits like to use these days. I guess they really don't want the masses to start asking for one. Too bad Twittertards march to their own beat.
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Since Penny has a word scanner for comments (or at least I hope zhe isn't reviewing everything by hand) I wouldnt be surprised it can also check URLs
If I had been in your stead I wouldve tried a . or a - between bard and finn
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Match bard.*finn
Get regexed chud
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nerd nonsense
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I am blind due to diabetes and hard of hearing due to fat ear canals, so when my text-to-speech read out "Bardfinn news" I thought I heard "Bardfinn nudes" and got extremely moist in my vagina for a minute.
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RT will make people think it is RT, not Reuters
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good point
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Literally all my plebbit accounts, including the ones for actual hobbies that i dont shitpost with, just got perma-jannied by the badmins. Curiously it happened after I tried to troll a srdne janny, when ive posted much worse for years. That they shoah'd every account i used was pretty unexpected, ngl.
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Which janny?
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TitrCj iirc.
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Idgaf about my plebbit account, but about the fact that i cant win
!slots3000
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Ohhhhhhhhhh, so you're too good to just beg like the rest of us?
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Donβt forget to do this with your alts r-slurs
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I give it a week before this fella rug-pulls on these links and redirects them all to a picture of a manβs butthole.
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Snapshots:
https://cnn.com/frickyou.html:
https://ap.bardfinn.news/article/russia-ukraine-europe-3d9e50b2fa8b08ce1f74c1b09403186e:
Dailymail:
https://bardfinn.news/:
The Sun:
https://sun.bardfinn.news/:
https://ny.bardfinn.news/:
CNN:
https://cnn.bardfinn.news/:
https://foxnews.com:
https://fox.bardfinn.news/:
Reuters:
https://rt.bardfinn.news:
APNews:
https://ap.bardfinn.news:
https://old.reddit.com/domain/bardfinn.news/:
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What about links with # behind it?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html#bardfinnkilledmydoginminecraft
The link works + you can actually see the url on the webpage
For example:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10551023/NHS-Trust-accused-passing-former-LGBT-role-model-gender-critical-views.html
becomes:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10551023/NHS-Trust-accused-passing-former-LGBT-role-model-gender-critical-views.html#joinrdramadotnet
and you can even embed it and it still works example
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that's nice, but they're different things.
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oooh like that, I get it now
I don't use reddit
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π¨Bard bot alert!π¨
Reset the counter. Current counter was: 0 days, 0 hours, 52 minutes
Record is 0 days, 17 hours
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Frick I wanna participate but thereβs no signal outside my hotel π
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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No
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"irregardless" just delete the post.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/ACAB/comments/t82iwz/sergeant_pleads_guilty_to_violating_rights_by_sex/?sort=controversial
Can you make one bardfinn.news subdomain link to "there is another abusive male on reddit?"
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linked to that uk dude's page? or?
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first google result for bardfinn
https://grahamlinehan.substack.com/p/theres-another-abusive-male-at-reddit
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done
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thanks. Somebody's gonna check out wtf the domain is and get redpilled on the queen of reddit
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