With a pint of stout in one hand, me prick in the other. Pissing down one hundred and thirty eight feet on top of the populace waiting for the tram to Dalkey and them all thinking it was a spot of rain. That will give you just an introduction to the fact that I am the most evil scoundrel that any of youse ever met. I am an itinerant. And betimes I am a hospital porter. Humping the female corpses. The breath out of some of them would kill you. When I donβt like the look of someone dying in the bed, I give the undertaker measurements six inches too short for the coffin soβs the legs have to be broken to get the dead bugger in. When it comes to living and breathing women I am mad on them graduates of the higher institutions of learning. When I am not fricking a woman in peace then I am at war and am given to violence of a violent nature. I am an unreformed informer. Sentenced to death in the absence of my presence, by the high command of the Irish Republican Army. I would beat an old defenceless lady out of two pence. Ah, youβd ask, what is there good about me, Iβll tell you. As a true example of the native treachery and viciousness I could be a great tourist attraction. And a living warning of the villain that youβd do well to keep well away from.
Iβm a mental and physical demolitionist. To the animate and inanimate.
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