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Reddit comedians pitch ideas for Chris Rock's post-Oscars first joke tonight. Try to contain yourself as you read these real knee-slappers. Some busted bussies warmed up the show, too

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ts82um/chris_rock_is_performing_a_standup_gig_tonight_in?sort=controversial

A cuckold, a violent thug, and a washed up actor walk into a bar. The bartender smiles and says, "What'll it be today, Will?"

Calling a black man a violent thug for a single slap with no other history of violence? Sounds about white.

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Can we please just stop? Like, guys - this is a mental health issue. Will has apologized and Chris wont press charges cause he probably knows theres something going on there. The conversation needs to shift right now. It needs to be about why Will did what he did, not about how we can further make fun of someone who made a mistake.

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I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually frick her in every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to frick her tight kitty every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ultimate cuck. Think about it logically.

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That's right, Snappy. Will Smith is the world's biggest cuck.

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