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Reddit comedians pitch ideas for Chris Rock's post-Oscars first joke tonight. Try to contain yourself as you read these real knee-slappers. Some busted bussies warmed up the show, too

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ts82um/chris_rock_is_performing_a_standup_gig_tonight_in?sort=controversial

A cuckold, a violent thug, and a washed up actor walk into a bar. The bartender smiles and says, "What'll it be today, Will?"

Calling a black man a violent thug for a single slap with no other history of violence? Sounds about white.

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Can we please just stop? Like, guys - this is a mental health issue. Will has apologized and Chris wont press charges cause he probably knows theres something going on there. The conversation needs to shift right now. It needs to be about why Will did what he did, not about how we can further make fun of someone who made a mistake.

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They should do a whole roast style show. Pete Davidson roast Ye and Chris Rock roast Will and Jada. I'd pay per view that.

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I’d rather have 90s aids than consume any of strag Pete davidsons “comedy”

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We should get a bunch of guys to frick his wife, but make sure theyre tough enough that he won't do shit about it. Oh wait, God already did it to him.

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