Special operation to Marseyfy reddit: Operation masturbaiter

Ok dramatards , listen up. Since /r/drama is gonna get banned soon, we need a new way to drive traffic .

You know how most porn vids on reddit have some kind of watermark link embedded in them ? What if all of a sudden a bunch of nsfw vids were posted with a watermark like: "please visit freeghettohoes.biz for more" or any other domain of ours .

I doubt the s are actually gonna check the watermarked links, and by targeting specific subs we can increase a particular type of visitors, like cute twinks by watermarking gay videos. Im sure dramatards like @August, @BussySlayer or @thehomocracy have an ample supply of that. Or furrys by watermarked furry "art" in furry porn subs (@marco, now is your time to shine!). The possibilities are endless.

I see two obvious problems with this braindead plan:

1. Who the frick has ever visited a watermarked website in a porn vid? Like, you need to be beyond braindead to do that (Just the type of people we want joining the website!). We're targetting s at the end of the day. Since they arent particularly known for their cognitive abilities so who knows, it might actually work .

2. If we actually bait a to stop mid wank session to visit our humble website, will he actually stay and check it out or instanly leave? I think the latter is the reasonable conclusion but I still think this idea is too fun to pass by.