Ok dramatards , listen up. Since /r/drama is gonna get banned soon, we need a new way to drive traffic .
You know how most porn vids on reddit have some kind of watermark link embedded in them ? What if all of a sudden a bunch of nsfw vids were posted with a watermark like: "please visit freeghettohoes.biz for more" or any other domain of ours .
I doubt the s are actually gonna check the watermarked links, and by targeting specific subs we can increase a particular type of visitors, like cute twinks by watermarking gay videos. Im sure dramatards like @August, @BussySlayer or @thehomocracy have an ample supply of that. Or furrys by watermarked furry "art" in furry porn subs (@marco, now is your time to shine!). The possibilities are endless.
I see two obvious problems with this braindead plan:
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Who the frick has ever visited a watermarked website in a porn vid? Like, you need to be beyond braindead to do that (Just the type of people we want joining the website!). We're targetting s at the end of the day. Since they arent particularly known for their cognitive abilities so who knows, it might actually work .
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If we actually bait a to stop mid wank session to visit our humble website, will he actually stay and check it out or instanly leave? I think the latter is the reasonable conclusion but I still think this idea is too fun to pass by.
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please no more furries
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We'll obviously need some oc or else heckin valid s*x workers will cancel us, to this end I volunteer to be the one of the 4 tops in the homosexual erotica starring @pizzashill.
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Imagine if pizzashil fricked rightoids instead of debating them, the average comment thread on this website would shrink by like 40%
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@Aevann, @carpathianflorist cc pls
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cc-ed love
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Cheers bruv
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for future reference, you can ping jannies in the comments of a draft thread to save posting it and having it visible while waiting for cc
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Thanks bruv
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I was thinking about a redirect site that automatically changes its link to rdrama once an hour has passed or something (however long it takes for the mods to check and then ignore). Then post regular clickbait cat pics or whatever.
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I think they only check when it has been reportmaxxed, not sure if you remember this http://bardfinn.news nonsense I pulled while blacked out on ambien
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Hmm okay. I wonder if intermittently changing the link to rdrama would work. Every 10 clicks takes you here instead of the cat pics kind of thing.
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I don't think even scam and phishing sites require that much work to post on reddit that's like something you'd see a darknetmarket do
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How did that turn out btw?
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Most subtle dramaenjoyer
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Please don't, we don't need more coomer scrotes here
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Let's draw Marsey furry hentai with watermarks and post it on Reddit furry subs. I assure you, i have no other motives other than increasing the traffic
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Least degenerate marsey enjoyer
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Alright darn ill dig up my account I haven’t used in 6 months and start posting to /r/monsterpeepees
Is taytay.life banned? I always liked that link
We gotta avoid the cute twink (not the fun kind) coded subs like femboys and shit, 196 users will clock it immediately
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I support all Marsey propaganda efforts.
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Special operation to marseyfy reddit
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I know most of us don’t go outside, but if any of you frickers capture a video that could go viral please watermark it with a link or Marsey. Especially if it’s controversial so Redditors freak out when it gets jannied
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And it should be as obnoxious as possible so its hard to remove
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Just put a message at the end like “see the full video here at [whatever link we end up using]" and you’ll get a ton of people clicking it
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You have to say "free" too, or else people will assume its behind a paywall and not check.
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Counterpoint: we don't need a bunch of coomers.
The water marking idea is pretty decent though
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I dunno mate, the idea of a redditor pausing his daily cuck porn binge to see our website sound pretty hilarious to me.
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Snapshots:
/r/drama:
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Okay let's see what we're working with.. Woah.. nice peepee. Thick but not too flaccid. A nice 80 degree angle. Could trim the hairs a bit but we'll work on it. Yep.. I'd say that's a pretty good peepee. I rate it.. 8.5/10, nice job kiddo.
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