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:marseyblackface: :marseyracist: :marseykkk: :marseychingchong: :marseyracistgrandpa: All rise to the House Racist national anthem

Edit: added last verse for the mayohaters: https://vocaroo.com/1wQh8HWP4Ta2

It's over for house racistcels, I'm going to win this easily with my skills, and my BIPOC bonus multiplier.

https://voca.ro/1ijUdfngVawU

Heres the lyrics:

Every day I'm logging into r drama dot net

Posting marseys, causing seethe, neighbor aint no regrets

Represent the extent of the grace of my race

Even though I'm a burger man just look at my face

I got FBI crime stats open in 10 tabs

Getting real with pizzashill till he gets real mad

Typing words words words it's so darn sad

Cause in the end I didn't read that shit strag

I may be a bigot but I fricks with colored peeps

So long I get to see pics of AOCs feet

I'm finna bounce a beaneress on my beef burrito

Or bust some black cheeks make them clap for real tho

All them fine chocolate hoes be calling me daddy

Cause they ain't had a father since 1993

I'm sad Derek Chauvin got stuck doing time

Cause all George Floyd had to do was not commit a crime

House racist represent you better recognize

That the jews and spooks and the hard-working Americans gotta die

Dont why you crying b-word I'm just spitting facts

And I'm gonna fix those birthrates with my gat

House racist coming at ya getting banned everywhere

Cant even yell the n word at my local county fair

You front me 13 I'll drop it 50 percent

So much hate it's just a heated g*mer moment

Now let's not forget the asians just because I like my rice

With a happy ending no pretending I ain't gonna lie

I mean sheeit we even call them all mongoloids

Slit eyes, look alike all the moids foids girls and boys

Jingle bells currys smell like a river full of a shit

Dunk you baby in the ganji and watch it die of SIDS

Kwik e marts, scam callers as far as I can see

Then hop onto Facebook for bob and vagene

All the jews run the news and be fixing Hollywood

Sucking blood out of baby peepees and cutting off their hood

Pushing porn onto kids, grooming them to be trans

Hopefully Israel gets nuked by iran

House racist represent you better recognize

That the jews and spooks and the hard-working Americans gotta die

Dont why you crying b-word I'm just spitting facts

And I'm gonna fix those birthrates with my gat

House racist coming at ya getting banned everywhere

Cant even yell the n word at my local county fair

You front me 13 I'll drop it 50 percent

So much hate it's just a heated g*mer moment

But they mayos they're the worst of em all

cause guilt-ridden chalky cumskins got no balls

pearl-clutching sister-fricking shimp-peepeeed and cucked

White w*men need to learn to shut the FRICK up

cracker-butt honkeys can colonize these nuts

go ahead call the cops Karen I dont give a frick

eatin your charcuterie and sippin on your b-word drinks

I'll be laughing as your whole race goes extinct

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:#marseytwerking:

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Lmfao wtf is this?

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house racist gets all the best musicians

what a banger

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:#marseyvibing:

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Unironically fire.

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Actually tho. I'll be so ashamed when it gets stuck in my head.

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I hate to say it but darn it, this is darn good. This isn't one of my finest moments as a kween but I was bopping along.

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i ignored the 1350 😌 n cackled at the chink shit 🥰

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You said that you would hate on crakkkas though :marseyrain:

Still good nonetheless

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Im gonna release a new version later this week with 2 sections just for mayos. Just got busy cause i have a show this weekend and i didnt want to miss the deadline

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what about central asians and oceanians

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NuMetal though?

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Id just call it rap with a guitar on the chorus.

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omg 311 is the best

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AKA a P.O.D. track

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I'm sad Derek Chauvin got stuck doing time

Cause all George Floyd had to do was not commit a crime

:#marseyflamethrower:

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DAMB this ain’t bad neighbor :marseyvibing: but I agree with hoe needs more cac hatred

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Will put up an extended version soon. Just wanted to get my entry in

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racists keep winning

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Live footage of OP, straight up clownin:

:#marseymiku:

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:#marseyjam:

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Darn, giving boo a run for his money as the house racist music coordinator.

:marseyjam: :marseyclappingglasses:

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G*mers rise up

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:#marseydepressed:

Snapshots:

https://voca.ro/1ijUdfngVawU:

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:marseykkk:

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Not a single hard R, disqualified

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There was one by Pewdiepie but I agree, I expected more BIPOC words.

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Not nuanced enough. The best racists do it with a wholesome twist

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Strong showing from house racist, that guitar solo had @KAT_B0T rolling. Reminds @KAT_B0T of listen too a deep cut on a bone thugs album. Trans lives matter

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Im glad you noticed the dixieland solo in relative major.

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Ya neat added musical touch fo show. Acksually sitting here learning all the little riffs from the ride DAC. Spotify has a great country playlist that has @KAT_B0T back into old shit. Trans lives matter

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I may be a bigot but I fricks with colored peeps
So long I get to see pics of AOCs feet

this part really resonated with me, bravo :tayclap:

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Lmao I rapped this out loud to my half black friend. He liked it.


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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Darn son. This is a straight up BOP :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing:

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Banger. Makes me proud to be a part of House Racist

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i got fbi crime stats open in 10 tabs

Well done!

:marseytroublemaker:

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Rap submissions should be disqualified as they do not involve singing and this is a singing contest.

:#marseyjudge:

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I want one to the tune of Ironic by Alanis Morissette where the chorus ends with, "And who would've thought? IT'S BIPOCS!"

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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Why isn't @boo singing this?

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Darn mad respect this is fire.

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House Racist should have been limited to country music and polka.

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The true winner.

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