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SpaceMilk voo/doo  2yr ago (text post) 1,057 thread views #58997

I lied on my Tax Return. What are the chances I'm gonna get audited and assraped

I made about $14k USD last year. I did dabble in stocks and crypto (and lost $8k) but due to the wash sale rule I couldn't even get the max $3k deduction. So for my crypto stuff I just lied by filing as a single statement instead of a summary of statements, added the deposits together as the cost basis, then added the withdrawals together as the proceeds. So I now have the max $3k capital loss deduction.

Because I'm a poorcel, surely they won't find out. Right? All this did was increase my refund by about $200 USD.

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Nigqa the standard deduction is 12k you dont even owe taxes lol.

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lol that's true. Even if they found out they'd just be like uhhhhh we did the math and you actually owe us 5 dollars

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