I made about $14k USD last year. I did dabble in stocks and crypto (and lost $8k) but due to the wash sale rule I couldn't even get the max $3k deduction. So for my crypto stuff I just lied by filing as a single statement instead of a summary of statements, added the deposits together as the cost basis, then added the withdrawals together as the proceeds. So I now have the max $3k capital loss deduction.
Because I'm a poorcel, surely they won't find out. Right? All this did was increase my refund by about $200 USD.
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Best thing you could have done is ask help on a website monitored by feds
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fed here. best part is that we get to cheat on our taxes, just like you guys. what are some of your favorite ways to cheat the system?
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Black work (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unreported_employment )
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i did this with some el salvadoean guys to build my last retaining wall.
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I often do it as translator
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But you barely speak English
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There are more languages than English and in my university I finished “English for Business” class with a great grade
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being a translator is a great opportunity for trolling
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Some time you don’t even need to troll. One case was that I had to go to a police office with a Moldovan man and the police officer told that this Moldovan man has beaten a man in a bar fight so he is in big troubles. But the Moldovan man was telling me that he don’t drink or goes to the bars and that day he wasn’t even in the city. Then next day I went again with this man and his evidence to the police office and he actually couldn’t been at that bar when the fight happened so police officers couldn’t do anything. But than 2 months later that man again asked me to translate something and I asked him so what was that deal with the bar and he told me it was actually his younger brother who looks like him that was in the bar
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