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I lied on my Tax Return. What are the chances I'm gonna get audited and assraped

I made about $14k USD last year. I did dabble in stocks and crypto (and lost $8k) but due to the wash sale rule I couldn't even get the max $3k deduction. So for my crypto stuff I just lied by filing as a single statement instead of a summary of statements, added the deposits together as the cost basis, then added the withdrawals together as the proceeds. So I now have the max $3k capital loss deduction.

Because I'm a poorcel, surely they won't find out. Right? All this did was increase my refund by about $200 USD.

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You putting money in stocks and crypto.

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The frick's with your pool?

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jello storage

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This fellow made smart investments, clearly.

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Worst part was if I had simply held instead of buying and selling constantly, I probably would have done very well.

Being low income and having to eye the rent schedule, I had too much financial anxiety and kept selling before things really took off.

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I hate this gif, it's so sad

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