Denizens of r/quityourbullshit shocked--shocked, i say--that

the average poster in that subreddit is pretty much just remaking this bit over and over again

Bonus comments in OP thread:

No it's not treating an Ex like they are a human being that is the problem. But I guess that is not important if there is even the slightest chance to get your peepee sucked /s

So she's either a potential blow job or she's not worth the trouble and should be ghosted.

That shit is dehumanizing. That's what I mean when I say people treat each other like trash and not like fellow human beings. It's all transactional. It's all how can I get something out of her to benefit myself and come out on top.

It wasn't even like a hookup suggestion where they both get pleasure. He just wanted to use her mouth and if she's not down to to pleasure him ghost (big laugh).

Foid gets big mad over a scenario that exists primarily in her own head (also what exactly is supposed to be a non-transactional use of a coupon?)

You might get away with testing the waters as a joke.

"Hey I found some old relationship coupons and had a good chuckle from them. Hope you're doing well!"

If she inquires, be hesitant.

"Well, they're for some rather 'intimate' redemptions, that's all I'll say haha"

And if she presses for more, shoot her a photo of the coupon and ask "assuming these are expired? Lol"

Yeah how about just send her a pic of your own severed peepee and balls while you're at it lmao