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IssuesVanHelsing need/mommy Oedipus complex :!marseyfreud::marseysad:  2yr ago (image post) 377 thread views #62271

[SUPER DUPER IMPORTANT] PSA to all members of house femboy

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Just wanted to remind all of you, that guys with mommy issues :marseychad: are OBJECTIVELY (certified by The Scienceβ„’) superior to "guys" with daddy issues :marseyfemboy:

That is all :marseywave:

Also, Im so close to having a BMI larger than my age for the first time in my life so I need something to feel good about while I :marseylifting:

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a BMI larger than my age for the first time in my life

Daddy issues: support their middle school ego with their skill at rote arithmetic and numeracy (the math teacher's pet β†’ programmer socks pipeline, if you will)

Mommy issues: too innumerate to interpret a BMI norm by age chart. or to realize that the whole point of BMI is to be roughly invariant wrt body length, based on biological scaling laws.

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Tbh I barely passed my quantitative methods course :marseyretard3:

Thanks for those sexy curves though :marseynotes:

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