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You aren't really in a trusting relationship until you can fart in front of each other. Or vomit all over your own lap at dinner and go back to eating while they watch. Or fall asleep eating Cheetos together and crunch them into the sheets. Or belch loudly into their face.

If you don't act like a disgusting farm animal, your relationship is a sham.

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