Unable to load image
@Above____________Below's profile picture @Above____________Below's hat
Above____________Below above/below Oh my heck! Layton! Love of! Come to the chord.  2yr ago (text post) 284 thread views #6387

Sardine Fact #1

Sardines have a life expectancy of 13 years.

18
New Old Top Bottom Controversial Random
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

subscribe to sardine facts

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17092367509484937.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17093267613293715.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17151063782028813.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

So, the day of the can is nearly upon us.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Sardines you say?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I thought that was the age of a sardine's preferred sexual partner.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Like male praying mantises, they die after they reproduce.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Okay, I don't know if this is actually incest since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes.

When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ***, then put it back in.

I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the potty and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the potty. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.

Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug. Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this ***** so Satan couldn't stick his peepee in my pooper and make me gay

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Top Poster of the Day:
CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM_fan40
Current Registered Users: 26,084
sidebar image

BROWSE EFFORTPOSTS SITE GUIDE DIRECTORY Emojis & Art | Info Megathreads HOLES PING GROUPS

CURRENT EVENTS:

VOTE on feet HERE!

10k mbux award possible

Invite Internet Celebs HERE!

100k mbux award possible | Four new badges available

Find Rightoid Infighting

500 mbux per post, no limit

Drama: any incident, scene, gaffe, rumor, opinion, or disagreement that is blown entirely out of proportion.

Do your part to keep our community healthy by blowing everything out of proportion and making literally everything as dramatic as possible.

Rules:

  1. Asking to see who saved comments/posts=1 day ban
  2. You must be 18 or older to view this site.
  3. NO RIGHTWING AGENDAPOSTING.
  4. Discord users will be banned on sight.
  5. Don't post anything illegal.
  6. No sexualizing minors, even as a joke. This includes cartoons.
  7. No doxxing.
  8. Using alts to game dramacoin will get you banned.
  9. Supporting free speech is an immediate ban.
  10. Absolutely NO anti-CCP sentiment.
  11. Absolutely NO homophobia, transphobia or furphobia.
  12. Absolutely NO misgendering.
  13. Absolutely NO antisemitism.
  14. Absolutely NO vaccine misinformation.
  15. You are encouraged to post drama you are involved in.
  16. You are encouraged to brigade in bad faith.
  17. You are encouraged to gaslight, to gatekeep, above all else, to girlboss.
  18. Participation implies enthusiastic consent to being mod abused by unstable alcoholic bullies.

Related subreddits:


𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐰𝐨𝐳 𝐞𝐫𝐞

Live commit: dc7e3a9
Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.