In honor of Jewish History Month I've come up with a solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict!

Since the entire situation can be blamed on British crakkkas, the Palestinians should just be given England! This could also be swapped and the Jews could be relocated!

@KissingerFanBoyNoCarp @SucksCheedAndMarseysInc @um-iblis thoughts?

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This could also be swapped and the Jews could be relocated

No, it makes more sense for a muslim country to take muslim refugees. You had it right the first time

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Move all bongs to the Malvinas

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I hear theres room in Madagascar

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Without any minesweeping equipment.

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Based

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Ireland can have them, we will take their potatoes in a trade and let it all sort itself out

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:marseydisagree:

Britain is already part of Greater Israel.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Israelism

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:#marseyangolaflag:

Snapshots:

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Does this mean that the Manx get forced out of their island and scattered to Manx refugee camps across the region and eventually form Manx terrorist groups looking to reclaim the homeland?

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Jews don't need a country, they can go back to their own real countries, and a minority can stay in Palestine :marseyshrug:

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Jews don't need a country

Neither do Bongs though!

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:marseythinkorino: actually a good point

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Nah England is a rightful Indian/Paki land. I suggest Palestinians get British overseas territories like Gibraltar, Cayman Islands, Mallorca etc.

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Not even the Palestinians deserve to be deported to England.

It's a huge win for the Irish and Scots, though.

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Unironically good idea, the only downside I see is that "Bong Detention Center" implies Bongs still exist

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Till we have built Jerusalem

in england's green and pleasant land

Yes. I absolutely support this idea.

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Letting the Pallyarabs have anything

DENIED

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